Sunday, March 14, 2010

Fun with Bubbles!




Ah, another great vibrator by the lovelies of Fun Factory. This adorable Bubbles Vibrator is squishy, soft, rechargeable and waterproof. It just has power, pretty and quality written all over it. Not to mention that Fun Factory’s latest vibes have more of a power boost, but the Bubbles also has quite a few different vibrational modes to enjoy. Mucho Fun, kiddos.


One of Fun Factory’s signatures is their ability to design toys that don’t look like penises. They have found through their efforts that women are more attracted to cuter sex objects because they are more fun and appealing. Also, being a cute stack of bubbles in your bath, that are just waiting to get you off and put you into total relaxation mode; you are less likely to be thinking of men and penises. Bubbles in your bath is a treat for yourself, your own sweet, private retreat.




I’ve had tonnnsss of fun with Bubbles. One night, she aided me in the pursuance of a Uterine Orgasm, and since then, many a vaginal and clitoral orgasm. So, quite frankly, this cute 4” insertable vibe is an all-around player and definitely reaches the objective with little to no effort. One thing that I just can’t get over is how fun it is to handle. The silicone that Fun Factory uses is very high quality and it’s so squishy-fun! It has a plus/minus sign that you press up for on and higher power, and lower with the minus until eventually off. The charger is magnetic and very cool to use, nothing needs to be removed, etc. (Just click the charger into place and leave it alone until the light is solid.)


Once charged, you are set and ready for over an hour of play, so really; go grab Mr. Bubbles and your new Miss Bubbles vibe, make it a date and pamper yourself. You can call it a very mature bath time play session. Head on over to Babeland to pick up your adorable bubble wand of slippery bath fun!


Note: Recently, My poor Bubbles has been under the weather and I am going to seek the Babeland Doctor for possible treatment. She may be defective! *cry* You will see in the video...(Will Keep you Posted!)



INCOQNITO Lambskin Collar





This is just one of the amazing sensual accessories that are put out on the market by designer, Ti, of the discreet line of sexual jewelry. The collar is crafted with soft yet firm, black lambskin. Just like the collar’s own purpose, soft yet firm, it’s made to please.


This collar is very well-crafted and built for control. Yep, you heard me! It’s made to help your loved one take you for a walk around your bed right before he or she throws you onto it and pins you down. Sexy, huh? *smile* I love the idea of Dominant/submissive relations and this collar will be a very pleasing article for any sub who wants their Dom to take them in style. I am not sure if too many of you know this, but for those couples who believe in collaring their subs/slaves/servants/bottoms, it’s more of a ritual. It goes hand in hand with the procedures for marriage, two promises are made and the ring gets slid on the finger(s). With a formal collaring, it’s just the same, the Dominant gives his sub a collar and promises to live up to his or her collaring vows. It’s very romantic, and just like marriage, the collar (like the ring on the finger) should rarely leave the neck, if at all, and it should be okay’d by the Dom if the collar should leave the neck.




For some submissives, they have a few different types of collars that they can choose to wear in certain environments. The collars can be as simple as a necklace, a full-blown leather one with rings or something in between. I think that Incoqnito’s Lambskin Collar would be a great addition for subs and Doms as well as every-day people who just want a little kink to sneak into their everyday wear. Just a random fact: I took a look at the pretty collars out there that were used in formal collaring ceremonies and I like the idea of being a sub, so I told my husband that I wanted a collar. So, on our wedding night, he gave me a bright blue dog collar with rhinestones hahahahh. *Sigh* It was the cutest thing; I even got a bright pink leash to go with it. Ahhh…Love.




So peoples, the moral of the story is to have fun, trust your lover with the ability to have some control over you. Play around; give each other a role, maybe a role reversal. Be forceful; wear your sexuality with pride. No one will even know the story behind your Lambskin collar, and that’s only because they can’t *see* behind it. I absolutely love my collar and I adore its design, its quality and its uses. It is simply sweet and discreet.



Friday, March 12, 2010

Adorable Glass Dildos!



Hey everyone! I just wanted to let you know that I found a great shop on Etsy.com that has cute glass dildos! Not only do they have some original designs and cool colors, but they are economically priced, too. I have two of their glass dildos and I’ve had no problem with them what-so-ever. They are made of Pyrex, so you can do some temperature play with them…just don’t jump from hot to cold, you don’t want to hurt your classy glassy!


My experience with the glass dildo was great, I love having the glass as cool as it is, naturally, and placing it inside of my body as naturally warm as it is. I love the contrast and the cool feeling with every thrust. It’s a very unique sensation and it’s a real “cool” treat. I just wish that I would have found Sunshine Art Glass Shop sooner than I did. I have already given one of their glass dildos as a bachelorette party gift and everyone wanted to take it home with them!


I know that whenever I need any more cute, unique glass dildos for certain occasions, I will be visiting Sunshine again. Just know that these aren’t flawless products, there are some inclusions (very few), hence, the pricing. It’s great to get what you need if you don’t require a mantel piece in clarity. And honestly, no one is going to care about a couple tiny imperfections. Great product, very cute, very economical. They ship very efficiently, very well padded. Just make sure to order a 15-20 days ahead of time, because they ship via air-mail. Enjoy! =)


Tip : They have a very crazy purple dildo that someone needs to buy, go check it out! Never seen anything like it lol!




Tuesday, March 9, 2010

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Monday, March 8, 2010

Fun Factory Teneo Uno Smartball




It’s Kegel time!! In case you weren’t sure, Kegels are those special muscles in the floor of your pelvis that can control quite a few things. The main idea here is to exercise and tone those muscles for optimum control. In order of medical importance, pregnant woman tone their pelvic floor muscles to prepare for the physical side effects during the last weeks of pregnancy and for a smoother childbirth. On other serious notes: For one, it’s fun to flex them during sex, you are basically tightening your vagina around the penis which is pleasurable for both of you. Secondly, you will have more powerful orgasms and thirdly, you should be less likely to lose control of your urination restriction (urinary incontinence). Most of these rules apply to men also, minus the childbirth and pregnancy ones. Well, unless you are Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Jr. Speaking of which, Dr. Arnold Kegel was the man who encouraged the toning of the pelvic floor muscles, which later became to be colloquially known as the “kegels”.


Women can tone their kegels in more ways than men because we have a more *open* way to deal with them. We can put things inside of us, whereas men could too, but it would be less safe. Transversely, men and women can both practice with nothing inside of them, just tighten the muscles that you use to hold your pee, don’t let go for a while (5/10 seconds), then release and repeat. You could do this all day or just for fun once in a while. Just like physical exercise, any is better than none. The way that the kegels benefit during orgasm is because they tone the pubococcygeus muscle (in the pelvic floor), which is often called the PC for short. This is the area of muscles that get all jittery when the orgasm is produced, which is why, with kegel toning, you shall have your happier ending.




The Teneo Uno by Fun Factory is a very cool device because it’s so easy to use. All you need to do is relax, insert the ball, tighten your muscles and pull. Pull on the silicone string part, give it a tug, make sure not to let the ball come out and just hold it there for a matter of seconds, release, and then repeat. After you do this for a number of days, you can gradually increase your tug and you will notice that you can pull harder because of your toning. Your man should be able to notice when you squeeze yourself around him, also. (Which is always a cool weapon or nice surprise; it depends on the guy.) I’ve been with 2 guys who hunched over in pain like a crybaby when I would flex my PC, and they would still have their eyes pinched shut while they said “can you please not do that, it really hurts”. In response, I would giggle and apologize. Each time. LOL. Now that I am married, I have a man who can handle my kegels and thinks that they are a nice treat. So I know that my toning has finally benefited!


I asked my husband to help me tone with the Teneo Uno and he said that the only way to describe would be such: “If this was a rubber band, and it snapped, I would get hurt.” This tells me that I have some cool resistance going on. So, if you want something easy to start out with, you should start with something as awesome as the Teneo Uno, and then once you understand your kegels, you should move up to a pair of loose kegel balls. Until and after then, the Fun Factory Smartballs are a verrrrry cool option for kegelscising because they give you a different way to tone. The traditional way is to hold weighted balls inside the vagina while standing up, not to let them drop out. Next would be the kegel barbells which work in the same way. After those developments, we have the device that actually measures your pressure with a meter of some sort…a rubber bulb. And then we have Smartballs! =) The ones that give you the option of a type of elastic toning. Kegels are so much fun and when you make a workout routine of them, you end up having more fun lol.


Thank you Babeland for my Uno and Only Smartball!