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    Brandon Lee SensaFirm

    MY OH MY. It’s love. One of those loves of star-crossed lovers. Every bit about them has their love predisposed to being incompatible, right from birth. You see, Brandon Lee was born under the Rascal family and myself of the Smallhole family. The Rascals are synonymously known for their huge cocks, and the Smallholes, well, for their small holes. Though we are not built for perfect union, as described in the Kama Sutra, I still hold his Lingam close to my Yoni. (He, the Horse, and myself, the Deer.) Imagine, if you will, Mister Ed trying to get inside of Bambi’s Mom when she was 25. She still hadn’t had…

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    Sinclair Institute Select

    Just a heads up on the new Sinclair Institute Select line that was introduced at BetterSex.com ! Here are just a few of the new cool toys that were produced by TopCo Sales. I had a fun time attending the TopCo Webinar and was excited to see one of my favourite companies having a new line of toys! Head on over to BetterSex.com to check out the rest of the line! First off, we have the Invisi-Vibe, which looks like a lot of fun. I’ve seen only one or two toys like this on the market and this one looks like it would have the most beneficial shape and contour…

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    Pleasurists!

    jealous, jealous again by Scott Church Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.   Did you miss Pleasurists #72? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #74? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday April 18th at 11:59pm PDT. Note: No Editor’s Pick this week, but there are LOTS of contests! Want to win some swag? All you’ve got to do is enter. Win Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio…

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    Pimp My Vibe!

    An awesome way to pimp your boring vibrator! The Vibrator Upgrade kit is your solution to mono-rhythmic rockets.   The company is called Concepts of Love, based out of the Netherlands and they bring you ViboKit! How awesome of Babeland to carry such a universal product that also has the side effect of making you smile? It’s great, it’s funny and it’s useful. The kit comes packaged in a cool box that tells you exactly how to use it and also shows you some inspirational ideas in terms of positions for use. *wink* If you check out the ViboKit web page, you can also watch a cute slide-show-like video that…

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    Our First Pegging!

    Melissa Modelling the Heart Strap-On Harness : As a Submissive, this was very difficult for me. I am shyer-than-shit when it even comes to initiating sex. I love being told what to do, how, and when to do it. NEVER did I imagine; taking the most dominant position. Let’s start with the *talk*. I wanted to test a strap on without even knowing what my husband would think of it. I found one at an online sex shop that I wanted and I trotted out to him in the living room.“Would you ever be interested in pegging?”To this, he was confused; he didn’t know what the term meant.So I explained…

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    Mystic Wand Attachment

    With bulbous-point precision, the Mystic Wand is able to rock you in yet another way. That’s right, peeps! This amazing cousin of the Hitachi now has its own hat to tease you with. The attachment is meant for g-spot stimulation and also has a little nub to tease your clit if it should fit you in the right way. It fits on the rounded head of the Mystic Wand very snugly, so there is no worry of it slipping off. Unfortunately, the cute, awesomely tingly-looking nub didn’t reach my clitoris. *cry* But…The g-spot bulb was able to pin-point my clit in a way that the natural head of the wand…

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    Little Bunny Ina…Hopping through the…

    Hey guys! I would like to thank BetterSex.com for putting on another fun contest! I hope that you guys out in Twitterland got a chance to enter as well. If you didn’t…please add @BetterSex because they are a fun bunch of people who are doing amazing things. (Once you follow them, you can find out about their cool offers, trivia, sales, and freebies!) Anyway, the contest was to photograph your rabbit in the wild. Yes, your Rabbit vibrator. Not your pet bunny, the bunny that pets you.     I am excited to say that I won for best photo and in return, BetterSex.com will be sending me the Platinum…

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    LELO GiGi

    Just as with all LELO Luxury sex objects, once you receive your toy, you are spoiled with the richness of the packaging. Encased in a beautiful box, hardcore plastic casing and don’t forget your charger, manual, etc. LELO always makes a great first impression. The Gigi is a G-Spot vibrator that muchly resembles the shape of the LELO Ella, the g-spot dildo. The plus in this comparison is the power! This vibrator comes from a lineage of power and prestige when it comes to their internal parts. The Swedish manufacturer makes sure that their toys have the ability to hum while jack-hammering you. Okay, they aren’t that strong, but you…

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    Jimmyjane Contour M

    Contour M : Perfectly applied piece of porcelain; predisposed to penetrate pain and palm your pleasure. Jimmyjane; the maker of sensual objects that appeal to your body as much as they appeal to your eye. Babeland Toys has just introduced a number of the beautiful porcelain massager stones to their store. These pieces are for the person who loves touch, for those of us who love sensations. If you want to explore your lover and you don’t want to cheap out…this is your solution. I’ve been to Wal*Mart and purchased that clear acrylic thing with metal balls. I have no idea where the hell it is now, most likely trashed…

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    Fukuoku 9000

    A new fingertip vibrator by the famous Fukuoku! It’s only a couple inches long, a little wider than your finger and it is adjustable. You just slide your finger inside the little walls until it hugs your fingertip and then you’re ready to go down-town. The 9000 has three sleeves with very slight differentiation with a tiny raised pattern. At first glance I couldn’t tell why they provided three sleeves, until I took a closer look! It comes with the watch-sized batteries for operation as well as a little leather-like Velcro case to store your finger vibe in, along with the sleeves. This is a nice addition for the package…