I welcome you to an Art Compilation Contest. Are You Ready? It’s crazy, but it’s beautiful.
Who Can Enter:
This contest is going to be based on your most basic and most Powerful Pretty Tool. Actually, it’s not basic at all, and nor will it be once this contest begins. The Tool that I am talking about is your Vulva, Vagina, Coochie, Cooter, Clam, Cock Pocket, Chia Hole, Cupid’s Cupboard, Punani, Kitty, Bits, Box, Vajayjay, ChaCha, LaLa, NaNa, YumYum, HooHa, Muff, Beaver, BoJingo, Junk, Goodies, Vagine, Meat Sheath, Garage, Oasis, Business, Pink Cookie, Precious Lady, or whatever you call it. You get the point! =) Now, let’s not exclude the men during this contest either…All scrotes, bags, ballocks, balls, baskets, family jewels, gonads, jewel cases, male organs, meat, nuts, rocks, coin purses, nards, johnsons, joysticks, members, rods, packages, peters, puds, shafts, schlongs and Tools are also welcome.
Background on the Contest:
One fine day, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the George Lopez show with a Vagazzled VaJayJay. (youtube it!) She is coming out with her own book titled “The Day I Shot Cupid”, which is due out in March of this year. Inside the book she has a chapter dedicated to Vagazzling your Vagina, Ladies! =) I think, that by doing so, one will feel the empowerment of adornment. (I am not sure about her opinion because I don’t have her book yet, lol.) I know this from experience because I didn’t like my boobs until I pierced my nipples, and just because they have jewelry in them; I now love them. I wasn’t a fan of my vagina, either, but now that I have my hood pierced, I get excited about it, haha. When one dresses up, one feels happier, excited, and ready! Why not show off your vagina while it’s dressed to the nines? For one, it will give you giggles to know that you are out somewhere and no one knows how crazy you are because you have hundreds of sparkling gems decorating your __(insert your fav word here)__. You could even go exhibitionist to further celebrate your day of Vagazzlement by wearing a skirt and letting some rays catch a glance, and by rays I didn’t mean Raymonds, unless you would like that. It’s just a totally fun, empowering, artistic, creative and lovely thing to do. The idea totally excites me and I want to thank Miss Hewitt for the friendship that she and her friends have with Vagazzlement.
What to Do:
The contest purpose is to decorate yourself or your partner, snap a clear photo and email it over to me with the photo release. ( prettypowertools@gmail.com ) All photos must be in by the 13th so that I can edit and crop them to be ready for Valentine’s Day/Vulvatines Day, I will upload them to my blog for all to see. No need to be scared, no names will be put in the photos and hopefully, no one will recognize you from the pic! If so, no biggie, you are just famous *wink* 
. I know that there will be tons of people who will want to see the end result. It will be a beautiful outcome and my first e-art display. In order for everyone to see the wonderful day of Vagazzled VaJayJays and BallDazzled Jewel Sacks on Pretty Power Tools Blog, I need you guys to enter! Get excited! Plan craft days with the ladies or partner craft time, have your man decorate you and then you decorate him! (That’s what we did!) If you’d rather make it a self-proclaimed empowerment and rite of passage, I suggest sitting comfortably with a mirror propped up so that you can get to know yourself and work with your own creativity and see what you can come up with. =)
How:
** My 1st suggestion would be to take as many pics as you can, while in the “finished” position, so you have no chances of gems falling. **
Rhinestone Sizing Tip – If you get them at Wal-Mart, there is a 9mm pack for $3. They have clear or multi-colored. One pack was enough, but if you want to get crazy and have fun, maybe get 2 packs. Now, I am getting size 34ss which equals 7mm in a quantity of 144 in Swarovski Crystal Flat back Rhinestones very soon. So, the smaller the MM size, the more you will need.
Suggested Adhesives – Eyelash glue (take photo before moving because they will fall off, slow to dry, but easy to apply) and Spirit Gum + Remover (stronger, holds better, glue may get on fingers, still take pics carefully, to remove – pour some remover into hand and carefully rub on like lotion).
Test the adhesives on your wrist for 20 minutes to see if you have any reaction. Just in case!
Buying Adhesives – Eyelash Glue (around $5 – beauty store), Spirit Gum + Remover (around $5 – costume shop, check the yellow pages, Party City also, but no remover there)
So, you have all the details, I’ve done the research for you. Now it’s your turn to Vagazzle yourself! Be sure to email the release with your photo! ( prettypowertools@gmail.com ) I will post on Valentine’s Day ALL of the entries so that everyone can see. =) (I will be editing and cropping as needed, so please get them in sooner than later because I don’t want to be flooded on the 13th lol.) If you have any questions, please email me!
*** Another note, you can enter more than once if you’d like to bedazzle in a different way. By the end of this week, I will have vagazzled in 3 ways, haha.
PRIZES! =)
Yes yes, this is the good part, this is what is in it for you! We have a Guy’s Prize as well as a Ladies Prize! So you guys need to get on this. 
Best Balldazzlement (same as above) will win the awesome Fleshlight Ice from BetterSex.com !
Get your pics + releases in by the February 13th!
Now, to kick off the 14 Days of Vulvatine’s Day, Here is a Position in the Monkey Sutra!
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