Dear Stacy,
I’m sorry Rock Chick, but I can’t see you anymore. It’s not you, it’s me. I know, you may have heard that before, but I promise that I gave you my all. I am just not ready for the kind of effort and commitment that you need to flourish. I’m just tired. I want you to know that you will always hold a piece of real estate in my toy box and I will keep you close in heart and memory. I may even just rip your heart out occasionally, and play with it on my clit. After all, that shiny, purple, waterproof ticker of yours is a nice one.
I’m sorry that you are hearing all of this in a letter, but I am sure that you also feel that our incompatibility is true. Now that I have let you know the way that I feel, I will now “spill the juice”… In a way that only lyrics can communicate: “She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long, Stacy, can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong but I’m in love with Stacy’s mom.” That’s right, Baby. I am in love with Your Mom.
I hope that you understand, and we can still be friends with benefits sometimes, right?
Sincerely,
Kristy Lynn
Sorry that I just made our business so public, but I am sure you understand, right? Okay, the run-down on the Rock Chick! It’s a nice, high quality silicone toy with dual stimulation. She is a fully waterproof and pretty flexible toy with removable bullet. Designed to go into your vagina, the curved tip situates over your g-spot and the other side of the “horse shoe” comes around and hovers over your clit. The problem with my body and the use of this toy was that I had to press firmly to get the toy to become flush with my clitoral region. It might just be the way that I am built, but it wasn’t beneficial for my body. We are all different, so there is a high chance that this might be a gamble. I would suggest the We-Vibe 2 over the Rock Chick. The We-Vibe works in the same way, but it’s smaller and you can use it during sex, which gives more benefit over the Rock Chick. It’s also more flexible and lines up pretty well. Because of the density of the Rock Chick, there isn’t much room for customization in your positioning. I would like to thank Babeland for the hooking me up with Stacy Rock Chick, but I ended up falling in love with her mom, instead. *Ouch for Her, but MMM for Me & We-Vibe.*
