First things first: Thank you Babeland.com for the opportunity to check out this amazing new innovation!
If you are looking for one of those one-of-a-purpose *kind* of toys…The Sqweel is Just That. Now, the reason behind the Sqweel’s unique design is because it is that of a normal guy who had an idea. This wasn’t one of your run-of-the-mill toys that are just set apart from the rest by a color or an adjustment. Not standing on its own because of the angles it hits or anything like that. This 10-tongued silicone wheel of delight has put itself on the map due to the fact that nothing like this has been done before. You know, I haven’t really researched into that fact, but chances are, if there were any like this, I am sorry to say but they obviously didn’t compare. The UK-based Love Honey online retailer put on a contest to design a sex toy. The Sqweel won, and after 3 years in the making, here I am, enjoying it. Just recently Love Honey closed another Sex Toy Invention contest that I missed because they didn’t email me to tell me when the contest was over. Three days after I sent my email, I got the “sorry, but it ended yesterday” email. Ha. So, I guess my inventions will have to wait. The important part of this post is that you understand that this toy does deliver. It’s important that you know the roots of such a cute toy, which was birthed unlike most of the rest of the toys that we see and use. Just like you follow the beginnings of your favourite artists, songs, the meaning behind them, etc…The Sqweel makes me sappy because I really appreciate how it came about. I am inspired. Yes, that is quite sexually nerdy of me to say, but I have plans. =)
The Sqweel breakdown: it’s about the size of a tape measure, black, velvety plastic shell, a lid/cap that protects the Sqweel while not in use, 10 pink silicon tongues evenly spaced and mounted on a black ring, very tiny pin motor that spins the tongue wheel, and a side that slide-locks into place for removal of the wheel to clean. The switch is located on the bottom, flat side of the toy. Modes are Off//On-Low/Med/High. It takes three AAA batteries and it isn’t the most silent toy in the world, but it isn’t too loud, either. To clean, pop the side off and clean the tongue wheel as you would any other toy, my advice for drying would be to leave it out, before putting it back together. The only negative about this design for the switch is that if something catches it, or bumps it, the switch will turn on and your tongue machine will be licking the air instead of you down there. The reason for this is because it’s a raised switch and it doesn’t have a type of locking mechanism. I’ve had my Sqweel somehow turn itself on while it was in my beautiful tin that it arrives in, and once in my amazing Tunti Toy Box. Both times, I looked over at my husband thinking “what’s that noiiissse…?” hahah. So, the switch is a minor set-back, and the pieces that snap together are a little difficult (the lid). I don’t know if it’s just me, but most of the time it takes me around ten to fifteen seconds to put the “cap” on it. Other than that, the toy is amazing. After all, it’s the use that you should be concerned about the most. The other aspects are a factor, yes, but they would never bug me enough to wish that I hadn’t owned the Sqweel. While in use, there are the three speeds, as I have mentioned, but another unique thing that you can do for Sqweel use, is flip it! Once you turn the device upside down, you get another completely different experience. I have come to the conclusion that my routine with this tongue-bather is to start off on low, tease around, increase the speed and then once I have gotten to high, flip it! The sensation DOES give it a way of taking it up a notch because it’s varied. You’ve built yourself up on the same sensation and slowly increased the speed for some variance, and then you give it the *bam* at the end and *wow* goes your clit! Pretty amazing. (Tip: put some lube on your hand and let the tongues pick it up on a low speed so that it makes for ease of gliding. Or you can just lube your parts.)
This toy can be for guys just as much as it was made for females. Well, maybe if you were a guy with some patience. (Can also be great for use during oral sex, sort of like “eleven tongues are better than one”.) This is a slow-building tongue machine that really does develop your orgasmic experiences. It was created to simulate oral sex. Now, because it has many occurring tongues, my husband said “hah! Like a super hero eating you out…” to make the point that no man can do what this machine does. But, transversely, the Sqweel can’t lick you up and down like a normal tongue can, it doesn’t have varied pressure and it cannot suck on you. The ways that this toy wins in the simulation of oral sex are: 2 words – “energizer bunny”, and another bonus would be the speed-if you like a good quick-lickin’, this has some great speed variations. It may not feel like the most accurate duplication of oral sex, but it does have its own way of charming you. Because this toy is a kind of its own, it also performs in that same way. The sensation feels like a pulsation amidst the quick or slow brushing of your labia or clitoris. The reason behind this mysterious tap or pulse during use is because each silicone tongue is taking its turn to tap you. It’s almost as if your body lingers on the feeling of the tongue finishing you off and then the next one starts right up again. So while you are getting this constant drawn-out pleasure, you have hidden happy thuds as well. It’s VERY cool and I have never had anything like this. The Sqweel makes me giggle. Until that long, steady, drawn-out orgasm starts to build up and reach a freakish pleasure plateau before it drops me off into my satin sheets. I love you Sqweelgasm.
And Today’s Monkey Sutra is…
The Chunky Monkey!
Just like the ice cream may be a favorite of yours,
this position is a favorite of mine.
Great for deep penetration and some fun acrobatics
as you become entwined with your lover!
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