Chocolate Party Hats!

The remedy: Chocolate Party Hats. Simple, Delectable and Sweet Fun.

Chocolate Penis Hats have to be the best idea since chocolate body paint, and they top that, also. So, let’s take this piece by piece. The chocolate is amazing; Callebaut Belgian dark chocolate, but it has this horrible side effect on the mind… Let’s say you bite a horn off of his Viking Hat and you love the taste…your guy is going to be terrified because your teeth are going to be approaching in the ways he’s only hated. Totally fun for us, maybe fun for him once the Viking battle has ceased. To top the whole idea of the party hat, chocolate is also an aphrodisiac, not just something that tastes good during foreplay. Dark chocolate has been reported as a benefit to the circulatory system, which moves our nutrients, blood and hormones to and from cells to promote homeostasis and stability in our heart, blood and blood vessels. As Martha would say; it’s a Good Thing.

The designs are totally fun! My favourite is the Viking hat, as you may see. There is also the Cowboy hat, which is pretty big and the ‘Cock of the Walk’ hat, which sells out in a hurry! They are very well-molded pieces and they have a great amount of room for even the cockiest of cocks. These party hats make a great gag gift, bachelorette party present, just plain fun present and for the person who has everything. (Chances are, they have never heard of anything like this!) My suggestion is to get some body-chocolate or something of the sort, a paint brush and your party hat and set up for a night of tasty, oral fun. You could totally paint clothes on your cowboy, and then top him off with a tip of his hat. Or maybe you want to paint a chocolate vest on your Viking before he ravishes you with his horn(s). And maybe, if you are lucky enough, you can go puttin’ on the Ritz with your ‘Cock of the Walk’ in top hat and suit.

However you choose, and for whatever the occasion may be…you honestly won’t disappoint with an adorable Chocolate Penis Hat. Talk about “unforgettable moment” when they find out what they have been given!