Once I pulled it out of its pretty packaging, I was shocked at how light-weight it was. (Without the 2 C-Batteries, of course.) It was super light for its size and for the embellishments that adorn this thing! So, I popped the batteries in (not included) and pressed the cute button on the bottom. Wow. That’s a lot of power from a standard-shaped and typically operative vibrator. Now, we can bump it up to medium, high, and then there are 2 vibrational patterns that follow the 3 speeds. This Pirate is packin’! I liiiike. =)
It’s a very light off-white color with cute patterns printed all over the vibe. The only draw-back that I can see with this is the fact that the patterns that reside near the top/tip; they fade away as it narrows. Understandable…It is better than the patterns being chopped off with a clean edge, but I would have pulled the images down lower or made them smaller at the top, had I been the designer. Other than that, it’s adorable! I love the rhinestone-encrusted base and the Digital Playground logos around the push-button on the cap. (Its splash proof, no planks to be walked for this rocket.) So, in conclusion, it’s simple, cute, bedazzled and equipped with power.
As for my first impression, you know, the “ha-ha porn vibrator”…Well, I was proved wrong. As soon as I was using the toy, my mind started to wonder and as I was thinking about the vibrator itself, I was drawn into my memories of the porn! LOL! Those tricky promos! I found myself playing with the settings and re-enacting the hot fem-pirates at play. Lots of fun and effective as a toy that was made to go WITH the movie. *wink!* I can tell you, sadly, that I haven’t seen Stagnetti’s Revenge, but I have seen the Original Pirates movie and I can still remember the scenes. This, my friends, tells you that it was a memorable movie, eh? Besides, Batman, Star Wars, the Hulk, they all have toys to accompany their movies…so why can’t Pirates XXX share their booty plundering?! Thanks Babeland for shivering me timbers!
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