Status Uterus Orgasmus!

(To get to the point, read the purple, below!)

We all love sexuality, orgasms, sex…and there is a good amount of us out there who want to experience new things. I am one of those people who love to live and learn all about sexuality and human matters that excel our well-being. Orgasms being one of my favorite subject matters, of all time, will lead me into telling you about the fun I had last night!

I got out of the shower, walked into our room, hung myself off the bed – doggie style and gave my man head. He told me to get on top, so I did. Out of nowhere I had some crazy reverse cowgirl status and I was going all over the place and my feet were under his back, under his arms, etc. Then I reached back, he pulled me until I was erected (upright!), and then I started doing some other things that I didn’t think I had in me. I got out Bubbles! and put her on my clit, while I was riding him, (because my clitoris is a gateway for orgasms of all kinds). So, very soon after the top bubble was beating away at top speed, I was led into a sweet vaginal orgasm. I have fewer orgasms while on top and more of them while I am bottom, because of the pressure and lack of freedom. Being pinned down is just blissful.

Anyways, once my orgasm came, next came his and I got off of him. I layed down and said “Can you do me a favor and help me work my kegels with my Teneo Uno Smartballs?” He agreed, and inserted my Uno. I was doing better than he thought; I was able to hold it in and the only way he could explain my grip was that if the latex string were a rubber band and if it were to snap him, it would hurt. Cool! After about 5 minutes with the Smartballs, I begged him once again. “Can I use you some more?” “What do you mean?” “Can you put Bubbles inside me and play with me a lil more?” (*blush*) -I’m never satisfied lol! He picked up my pink bubbly toy and slowly worked it inside of me, vibrated me all over and on top of that, I was using the Mystic Wand on my clit while Bubbles was working my insides. Next, I asked him to turn Bubbles off and just to move it slowly like a dildo while I had the wand on my clit. Wow. Amazing vaginal orgasm that made me blush, it felt so naughty, so tight, so filling, so overwhelming. He took Bubbles out and let me rest for a minute.

Once I had caught my breath, I pleaded…”Can I use you again, please?” “What do you mean?” “Can you please put your fingers inside of me while I use the wand on my clit? It feels so rough, painful and kinda wrong when you do it, but I always want more but never ask. Lol.” His reply: “haha, Sure.” Without a moment to spare, he starts to put his fingers inside of me and I start to yell “WOW, Not your whole HAND, my God!” .. “I’m not! That’s just 2 fingers”.. Me: “ 0_0 “. We continue. Lots of sloppy noises ensue.

Each time his fingers dove in, it felt rough, slightly painful, but I knew that I liked it. Those aforementioned feelings of pain and discomfort never left me to ask for more, during previous sessions but I was submissively okay with them occurring if he did it. As I said, something got into me last night and I knew that I wanted it. So he gave it to me and in a hard way. Thrust, thrust, thrust, thrust. Not too much time had passed and I was moaning like crazy, halfway between pleasure and pain. Keep going. It had suddenly come to the point where I was reaching orgasm, during which, I thought: Oh, this must be another vaginal/g-spot orgasm, cool. As the orgasm progressed, it was becoming more intense, deeply pressing and oh-so-good. He started to slow down, but like a true rider (lol) I kicked him with my heel and moaned “more!” I began to lose it as my orgasm just kept blooming and my emotions began to rise with it. I was so lost and confused but I didn’t care, this felt dammmn good lol. Once I reached the top of my orgasm I felt like crying. I knew that I didn’t want to cry, so I tried to hold back. But then I was reminded that if you don’t let your body take its course, the things that you are feeling won’t fully come to fruition and the orgasm won’t be as beneficial as it could be. I cried. I let it rip. I thought it would be a quick cry noise and a few tears and *bam*. But no, I started to do the moaning cry as if “Noooooooooo WHHhhhhYY!?????!” (That type of drawn out cry). It kept going, and eventually it led to a little bit of a sob, and then tears. Holy Shit that was a niiiiiiiiiice orgasm. I’ve cried at the end of orgasms before, sometimes sobbing more so than this one. But I could tell that this one was different from the rest.

I had to Google it! So I began my research and found that it was a Uterine Orgasm. His fingers were so up-in-there that he was massaging my uterine wall, above and below my cervix at the same time. I later found out that he was “scissoring” me with his fingers. Once he would thrust, he would give me an internal peace-sign and switch between horizontal and vertical movements so it was just all over the place. His scissor fingers did some crazy work on my uterus, much like that of the art done by Edward Scissorhands. Amazing. He didn’t even know what he was doing, and apparently, according to my hypothesis, he was doing the most effectual gesture to bring on a Uterine Orgasm.

The Recipe:

Have orgasms, some clitoral, some vaginal, get warmed up. Be in the mood to want more. Have a partner insert 2 fingers, maybe even 3 if you can handle it, and if they can reach deep enough into you. Have him or her start off by working you slowly, in and out, in and out. (It would probably be best to have a high-powered clitoral vibrator on the spot!) Once your vagina becomes slick enough and it tells those fingers “I want more, pound me.” Don’t pound her yet. Then you shall begin with the scissor fingers and poke your massage in vertical and horizontal directions. (Please make sure that your nails are cut, so the vagina won’t get cut lol.) Be a little forceful, after all, you need to reach for this one. After the moans become closer and closer together, pick up the speed and you can actually bring your fingers back to the side-by-side position and just start banging. Bang, bang, bang. She should be going wild with painful pleasure by now and then take heed of this warning… She may laugh; she may cry, maybe yawn or scream, this will be an emotional orgasm, and a very good one.

Once the orgasm has come to an end, you will hear a big sigh, or gasp or heavy breathing. This orgasm type, Uterine Orgasm, has a tie to the apnea response. As stated by Wikipedia: “This apnea response causes the larynx to temporarily suspend breathing during orgasm and then exhale explosively, resulting in vocal exclamations and gasping.” (Hence, the big sigh.) The reason for the emo part of it all is because of the significant release of Oxytocin in your brain. Oxytocin is a hormone that is linked with sexual responses in males and females. In the feminine case, oxytocin is linked to social bonding and maternal responses also. Being a social hormone, the better the bond with your scissor fingers, (love, trust, relationship, etc.) the better the chances you have for being in the relaxed state to bring on your Uterine Orgasm. As for the maternal responses with oxytocin, the hormone causes the cervix to dilate before birth and causes the uterus to contract. (Aha! The tie of the oxytocin to the uterus!) In one sentence, Wikipedia explains how this occurs: “During uterine orgasm, deep and rapid thrusts jostle the cervix and stimulate a sensitive membrane called the peritoneum that lines the abdomen and protects the pelvic area, including the uterus.”