Brandon Lee SensaFirm

MY OH MY.

It’s love. One of those loves of star-crossed lovers. Every bit about them has their love predisposed to being incompatible, right from birth. You see, Brandon Lee was born under the Rascal family and myself of the Smallhole family. The Rascals are synonymously known for their huge cocks, and the Smallholes, well, for their small holes. Though we are not built for perfect union, as described in the Kama Sutra, I still hold his Lingam close to my Yoni. (He, the Horse, and myself, the Deer.) Imagine, if you will, Mister Ed trying to get inside of Bambi’s Mom when she was 25. She still hadn’t had Bambi at that age; you could tell in the movie that she was around 35. So, poor Bambi’s mom would be scared shitless, as was I, when I picked up the package from Vibrator.com.

Now, mind you, I wasn’t so scared of the penis, just the thought of using it. This realistic dildo of porn star Brandon Lee is BEAUTIFUL. Topco did an amazing job of replicating him and then another amazing job of painting the dildo by hand. I wish I knew their secrets. I actually tried to get a tour, I insisted that beer and cheese factories allow tours and samples, they kinda giggled and said no. LOL. I love them, and they appreciate my humor and love of their work. =) Anyways, yes, Topco, you did an amazing job! Chichi LaRue’s Rascal line of Boy Toys is superb and of very great quality.

When I picked up the package and pulled Rascal Toys Brandon Lee SensaFirm Penis out of the box my jaw dropped. HE is Huge lol. I wanted to rock out with his cock out in my car. I didn’t even Care. I pulled the package out at red lights and flipped it around to read each side, not caring whether or not the guy in the next car over was watching. This penis is amazing! I don’t know if I will be able to convey my love for this Sensafirm penis in this review. He is my new teddy bear. I want to take him to bed with me, to cuddle with it. I even took him with me to my mom’s house, I had to use a bigger purse, but we made it. My mom let out a scream and her jaw dropped too. But she was a grossed out, for a few seconds. Until she got excited and snatched it from me to play with. That’s how everyone reacts when they meet my Brandon. They freak, they get wide eyes and then they think of what they can do with him while I am watching. My friend tried to sit on him while he was attached to my wall, then she wanted to boob-job him and give faux head. My mom pretended that she WAS Brandon for a minute and screeched when she saw that I was trying to take a picture. WOW, then she ran off to show my dad which actually brought the whole awkward factor into the equation. All my dad could say was “Well, since you guys are playing show-and-tell, did you tell Kristy about your new piano you bought?” (I wasn’t sure if that was an innuendo, but no, it was a freaking home-made piano that my mom bought for no reason.) My point is, even if you can’t take all of Brandon’s 2” girth, you will still fall in love. He wins over the hearts of all who touch him.

Speaking of his 2” girth…holy Kama Sutric Hell. So, I did it. I did him. I did a part of him. It took lots of warming up; I graduated to my biggest toys, which may be around 1.5 or 1.67” in diameter. I tried my hardest, I got a teeny tiny piece inside, then I just said “Kristy, shove it”. I shoved it. I took in as much as I could force inside of me and that probably amounted to an inch or so. It honestly felt like I had a retired baseball bat in my vagina that was unable to score any further runs. I quickly stimulated my clit and had a really quick, amazing orgasm and it very quickly squeezed Brandon out of me. This was the one time that I used him and realized that I can’t handle him. Who knows, I may end up doing some really freaky things in the far-off future and Brandon will always be here if I feel the need to tear my PC muscles some more to generate some more new muscles tissues down there. My kegels were renewed, I guess you could say. I loved the experience, it gave me that accomplishment of “holy crap, I did something that I never would have done before, and I did it with a beautiful penis”.

As Brandon and I stand, star-crossed lovers, I regret no part of our relationship. Whether he is inside of me or out, I love him just the same. I HIGHLY recommend Brandon to all of you. If not Brandon, please check out the rest of the SensaFirm penises that are offered over at Vibrator.com, you will NOT be disappointed. The quality is flawless, the craftsmanship and hand-painting are an art and he even has a suction cup for use on any flat surface. *Gasp* I can’t get over how much I love him. I even recommend him higher if you can work his girth inside of you! (Or if you just need/want/crave/desire a challenge.)

I used to have a video of The Brandon Lee replica on youtube, but it got taken down. This could be contributed to two different factors…One, because Topco did an amazing job on the realism of this piece and it scared youtube, or B…Youtube didn’t like seeing me bat at a huge cock and stretch my hand around the head, trying to get my fingers to touch while repetitively saying how huge and real it was. Then batting at it some more, while it was attached to my front door via suction cup. I’m sorry. It was a cute video.

Instead, maybe I can find an existing video that will convey what my experience was like. (Or at least some of it. Oh, lucky for me, it has an amazing song to go with it! Match made in heaven!)