Hey guys, this is a “thank you” post. =)
My Pretty Power Tools site has hit nearly forty thousand hits now, but I want to celebrate the big Thirty with you. The reason for this is that, for some reason, while I was growing up, three was a pervy number. I hope that it’s not just me who remembers this. For the perv in me, I’d like to celebrate my 30K, Dirty Thirty!
I’ve been through lots of transitions since I’ve started my blog and I’ve come a long way in the mean time. I am absorbing all that I can about the industry because I know that I am going to contribute in bigger ways. So let this be an invitation to anyone who wants to be an investor: I have ideas for a couple lines of toys to produce. =) On the real side, I want to thank all of the companies that I’ve worked with, the awesome contacts that I correspond with and all of the positive feedback. Your words mean a lot to me! I appreciate all of you.
To all my readers, thank you for coming to visit and checking out what strange stories that I have about my toy experiences. I hope that I entertain you in one way or another! I am a creative person, so I like to incorporate that into my writing, whether or not I do an amazing job of it! (haha). I have some awesome reviews coming up soon, too, so watch out for them. I really appreciate your comments and your curiosity. To all my fellow bloggers: Hiiii! =) I love checking out your posts too, so thank you for coming by to see me, also. (Also, thank you for entertaining me on twitter!)
For my Dirty Thirty, I want to give one of you lucky readers an OhMiBod Freestyle. Yes, the amazing, wireless, music-driven vibrator of the Heavens. This is the toy that I began my reviewing for. I have been a fan of OhMiBod since they began, years ago. I will always be a slave to the music, and therefore, a slave of my Freestyle. This toy is amazing and is so-very orgasmic. You can check out my review here, yeah, the one where I talked forever because I fell in love with it. Just a quick, few key points, it’s SUPERB, it’s an internal vibrator that I love to use on my clit, therefore – MUCHO POWER. It really moves to the music and makes you love your songs even more. So, you’re going to have to enter my contest, and then go make a kinky playlist to screw yourself to, once you win.

As for OhMiBod, thank you for influencing my use of music, and thank you for making toys that I’ve fallen in love with over the years. You are comparable to Hot Wheels, Hasbro or Mattel. But better, lol. I would never fuck Ken. Nor would I ever put a toy car in my butt or really ride my little pony. I would totally do all of the above with my Freestyle, though. Thanks for everything; I can’t wait to see what else you have in store for us. You’re a classic, often imitated, but never duplicated. (Nice try; VibroPod, iBuzz, etc.)
How to Enter the Contest!
Mandatory – Leave your name and info where to contact if you win (twitter, email, webpage)
1 Entry – Follow me on twitter; post a comment to let me know (PrettyPowrTools)
1 Entry – Each tweet about the contest, just don’t bug people =) you can post: Win an @OhMiBod Freestyle over @PrettyPowrTools blog! She’s celebrating her blog’s Dirty Thirty! Link here – http://tinyurl.com/26rrzww
1 Entry – Follow my Blog, then comment to let me know.
1 Entry – Name a song that you like to get off to, Max = 5 entries.
***Bonus Entries***
10 Entries – Contribute to Suki’s Avon Walk Campaign while you still have time! Link to the info is here, which will also enter you into the OhMiBod Contests as well as mine!
5 Entries – Blog about my contest, then comment and link me to it.

Thanks, guys! Hope you have fun, and good luck to the winner, you will NOT be disappointed. The contest starts now and ends May 31st, 2010. I will announce winner on June 1st!





























Tweet May 25th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/14739149526
Tweet…….. http://twitter.com/Alacransita84/status/14743797836
Tweeted May 26 @Cuttiepy0101
Tweeted! http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/14783324860
Linked in my blog: http://newlyinclined.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/link-to-may-contest/
I tweeted for May 25th @Splendwhore!
I tweeted for May 26th @Splendwhore!
Also, music to get off to?
2. Monster by Lady Gaga
3. She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5
4. La Redecouverte by Yann Tiersen
5. Poison by Alice Cooper
Tweet May 26: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/14809322293
Also donated to Suki's cause.
She's definitely shattered her goal long before I donated wow! Congrats to her!
Also, just read your reviews for the Freestyle…if I don't win, I may have to save up for a while and buy. So awesome!
And, uh, I also followed your blog.
I guess I join the ranks of people who really want this toy xD
Tweet………… http://twitter.com/Alacransita84/status/14815344182
tweeted! @ http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/14861545584
Tweet May 27th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/14880466544
Tweet……….. http://twitter.com/Alacransita84/status/14886637335
Tweeted May 28th @Cuttiepy0101
Tweeted! http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/14932934433
Tweet May 28th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/14950787900
Tweet……… http://twitter.com/Alacransita84/status/14957886449
Tweeted! http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/14980926459
Tweet May 29th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/15009335885
One last tweet: http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/15018274100
Tweet………. http://twitter.com/Alacransita84/status/15022109886
Tweeted May 30 @Cuttiepy0101
Tweet May 30th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/15059021455
Tweet! http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/15068846730
I tweeted for May 27th @Splendwhore!
I tweeted for May 28th @Splendwhore!
I tweeted for May 29th @Splendwhore!
I tweeted for May 30th @Splendwhore!
I'm Lila, and you can contact me on twitter @quesinverguenza.
I follow you on twitter!
I follow your bog via google reader!
Tweeted! http://twitter.com/Newlyinclined/status/15119259310
Tweet May 31th: http://twitter.com/namedbychaos/status/15123855951
Following your blog, love!
Allison
sundaygravy(at)gmail(dot)com
Saucy song #1- "Sexy Boy"/ Air
Saucy Song #2- "Possum Kingdom"/ The Toadies
Saucy Song #3- "Andy You're a Star"/ The Killers
Saucy Song #4- "Tainted Love"/ Marilyn Manson
Saucy Song #5- "Paralyzer"/ Finger Eleven
***** Congrats to @Splendwhore for winning the Freestyle! Lots of amazing songs, everyone and it was really close for a few of you! <3 ******
Yes of course I read about this tonight! On my rss-reader! That's what you get for being behind
Congratz to the winner!!
Enjoy!