The Two is an amazing device made by women, for women to use on women.
Isn’t that amazing? The Two is a lesbian-based sex toy that speaks not only for femme relationships, but for hetero and bi as well. This toy doesn’t even have to be put into a vagina; it would be perfect for anal play, too. (Which I will get into in a little bit.)
So, the toy is based on two fingers, side by side in the position to finger bang. The silicone Two is half sleeve and half finger-extension. This means So Many Awesome things for us, people. Let’s start with the most apparent thing, it’s for finger banging! You know, that lost art of sexuality that we sometimes don’t care too much for anymore? That’s only because if you don’t use it, you lose it. We may think “oh we used to do that but I’m not into it anymore”. Well, it’s just like making out, something that we all need to do more of! We all need to get banged more often, that’s all I’m saying. =)
Another Huge Plus with the Two is the fact that you aren’t using your own fingers. Now, not to say that vaginas or butts are unpleasant to put your fingers in…because they are wonderful holes that we cherish, in some ways or others. By not using our own fingers, we don’t have to worry about our nails. Are they cut? Are they too long, could it hurt my partner? A step beyond that safety is the precaution of cuts or sores, if you wanted to really put the safety into your sex with a new partner, just pull out your Two! I can only imagine how hard it is for people to have to trust others to open their bodies to them. Safety is key, and that is what WetForHer is all about. Safe Sexuality and celebrating the visually unique toys that they are putting out on the market for us. There needs to be more room for uniquely purposed toys that don’t resemble every other product on the market. The Two is not phallic and I promise you that it can achieve what the best penises do and the others can only strive for. (It’s all about how you use it, wherein lies the art of it all.) Thank you to WetForHer for making such an innovative product. To be completely honest, since I had my first Uterine Orgasm, I had wanted to find or make a Finger Dildo to duplicate the feelings. You’ve done just that. As soon as I saw that Babeland carried this new dildo called the Two, I knew that I had to have it.
Directions for use:
I know this may seem odd…Just slip the Two over two fingers and bang…right?
Not so much!
=)
Remember, with all successful things, there will always be communication.
Make sure that you and your partner play it safe.
If you don’t communicate to your partner and he or she just shoves away, you may hurt yourself internally or bruise your uterus.
No one wants that.
We want to please the uterus and have her give us some of the most powerful orgasms that (I’ve) ever experienced.
Slip on the Two, use water-based lube if you need any, and feel your way around.
Discover your partner. It will slip in very nicely and if you turn the sleeve in different directions, the Two will just find more angles to please.
You may find that you need to bang very shallowly, or maybe even deeper.
Just make sure that the line of communication is open and that you achieve those magical plateaus.
For best results, use a very sweet clitoral vibrator on the clit, and let the partner bang away. I’ve had quite a few sessions with the Two, always resulting in orgasms. Strong ones. Uterine Orgasms. G-Spot Orgasms. All of the good stuff at your partners fingertips. My quickest G-Gasm was a result of 20 seconds or less of my husband banging me with the Two, fingers side up, caressing my spot.
It’s so funny how there is all the drama about whether or not the G-Spot exists and it’s now being reduced to myth in some studies. I don’t know what other term you could use for the orgasms that are centered in the supposed g-spot position. I am just going to keep calling them g-spot orgasms. The Two pointed it out, directly. It’s not one of those curved gadgets that need a motor and special modes to awaken the Mighty Grafenberg. It’s simply silicone and human engineering.
I suggest this toy for the lesbian couple, for the gay couple, for the hetero couple. I suggest this toy for every couple. I even suggest it for you, alone. I suggest this toy for the freaky geek in all of you. Just as the sticker on my car suggests: Why Shock Them When You Can Spock Them? Two Twos Equals a good Spocking. Speaking of which, OhMiGawd, Zachary Quinto can Spock me any day.
Thank you guys for checking out this review, the Two is one of my favorites, and I hope you get to experience its pleasures.
It’s available over at
Babeland.com! I didn’t get into the explanation of the
Uterine Orgasm here, because I need to shut up, already.
So check that out
HERE.
Also, if you’d like to see what the makers of the Two are up TWO, check them out at their web page
HERE.
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