Tenga Flip Hole : Black

By PrettyPowerTools, on June 24th, 2010

Oh MY. Tenga has outdone themselves. If you didn’t know, they first released the white Tenga Flip Hole last year. Now there is black. You may think…”Oh, it was popular enough to release another color.” Well, it would be slightly accurate to think that. In fact, the black Flip Hole has improved tightness and different internal textures than the original.

So it’s more like Tenga 2.0 here. I must say, I was really impressed with the textures inside the white flip hole, only through the pictures that I’ve seen. I knew immediately that the textures inside my black one were different and better. Thank you, Tenga for confirming this for me.

THE TEXTURES…omg. The two sides of the flip hole totally work together in a mechanical way to compress and give the perfect sensations. In my photos, you should be able to see that most of the pieces interlock. It takes a penis to do the unlocking. So, there you have it, the key to perfect masturbation is your penis, happily nestled inside a Tenga Flip Hole. As soon as you slide your “trouser trout” into the Tenga, as my husband called it in his review, you should then feel the internal structure separating itself and then molding around your happy penis. It’s an amazing product, it may be the best male masturbator out on the market and my husband told me that it was better than his hand, better than his fake vagina, better than the fleshlight.

Instructions: Slide cap off, expose your soon-to-be-penetrated hole, slide cap onto the opposite end to keep the Tenga snugly closed. Use one of the three included lubes of your choice, Masturbate, clean, and repeat. To clean – is so very simple. (The Flip Hole is made for its ease of use.) Slide the lid off after use, open the Tenga and rinse with water until all of the foreign fluids have left the device and then stand your stand up, leave the Flip Hole to balance on top and air dry over night. After you’re sure that it’s been well-dried, you can take it off the stand, flip shut and secure the cap on the holy end. What a lovely Man Toy!? Now, I shall post my husband’s words. Bare with me, he’s a creative one…lol.

From my husband, to me, and my words in pink after reading what he said:

I got home from work. Another day that you’re excited about getting something… but this time the package wasn’t for you, but for me! A toy for me!?

I grab it and head into the office to do my weekly bills and budgeting, stopping to explain to you that I’ll just get a halfie and stick it in while doing something to see what it feels like. Underneath it all, my hopes aren’t high. I’ve had two vastly different quality fake-ginas and both were underwhelming. Even the Fleshlight I had didn’t do anything for me until I took it out of the casing and used it as a sleeve. I don’t think I came once one on one with the Fleshlight.

I end up grabbing your right fun-bag (boob) and kneading and then sucking on it until it gets all erect… which got me erect.

I grab for one of the three vials of lube that it comes with. “Hole Lotion, Real”. I wrestle to get all over my trouser trout. By the time I spread the lube and get the Tenga in position the lube is dried out, so I go through the drill again with better luck and more lube.

I realize that the cover/case looks like it goes on backwards and it reinforces the sides to keep the contraption closed, just exposing a single tight rubbery hole. I push my cock in and it feels like I’m already halfway through the race.

Not only did I feel like I could finish with this, but I kind of wanted to. (I told you it wouldn’t end with a “halfie”.) But not alone. I grab you over to me and strip off your shirt so I can see both of the twins at once… then quickly off with your pants. I keep massaging my pork sword (wow.) playing with each hand and gripping the gripper side and buttons on top that control pressure allowance.

I’m grabbing your bald muff (that wouldn’t make it a muff then, would it? Lol) with alternating hands, feeling your moistness (yeah, you pulled my piercing and tore my hood a little.) as Tenga shows me a good time. It’s like some bizarre threesome with my soul mate and a bodiless cock cozy. I really had planned on kissing you through my orgasm, but I’m really not used to this thing and I start to fill it up with man chowder (wow.) very abruptly. Suddenly I’m spent and you’re grabbing Tenga like a prize asking to open her up and see her insides. (omg shut up lol)

Tenga is by far the best toy I have had the pleasure of knowing biblically, but only a substitute for you. I’m not really sure how often I’ll be able to use it since you’re always ever so eager to provide a sheath of one kind or another for my blaster (sigh), but I’ll keep her well fed and taken care of for the day I need to un-cage her again.

Oh, and if you wanted to know if I would recommend this, I would say that it’s a definite yes.

Love you sweetie

I love you too, lol. I am glad that you loved the Flip Hole and I am glad that Babeland gave us the opportunity to test the best!

Ladies, get your man a Tenga Flip Hole. If you frequent my blog, then I’m sure that you have at least one awesome toy that your vagina is in love with. Let this one be his, and you can throw a jerk-party for the two of you. That WAS the plan for us, later on that night, but he couldn’t leave the Tenga with a “halfie”, so I played with my Form 2 later on. =)

Summary, Tenga Rocks your Cocks. Tenga is great for gifting, great for treating yourself; and it’s a total classic. I will reserve the opportunity for there to be a better masturbator out there someday, but I don’t foresee that any time soon. Again, Babeland, you’re awesome, and thanks for providing the awesome Flip Hole for your customers to enjoy.

jaebunnyblog

June 24, 2010 at 7:48 pm

must. buy. this. for. my. boyfriend. he liked the tenga egg, so this would seem like HEAVENnnn. man chowder. oh lawd. lol . is your hood ok? ILY/MISSU

Pretty Power Tools

June 24, 2010 at 8:18 pm

thank you Jae <3 ilu tooo. um yes, hood is better lol. he just got too excited with the flip hole. damn that thing. hahah