I got home from work. Another day that you’re excited about getting something… but this time the package wasn’t for you, but for me! A toy for me!?
I grab it and head into the office to do my weekly bills and budgeting, stopping to explain to you that I’ll just get a halfie and stick it in while doing something to see what it feels like. Underneath it all, my hopes aren’t high. I’ve had two vastly different quality fake-ginas and both were underwhelming. Even the Fleshlight I had didn’t do anything for me until I took it out of the casing and used it as a sleeve. I don’t think I came once one on one with the Fleshlight.
I end up grabbing your right fun-bag (boob) and kneading and then sucking on it until it gets all erect… which got me erect.
I grab for one of the three vials of lube that it comes with. “Hole Lotion, Real”. I wrestle to get all over my trouser trout. By the time I spread the lube and get the Tenga in position the lube is dried out, so I go through the drill again with better luck and more lube.
I realize that the cover/case looks like it goes on backwards and it reinforces the sides to keep the contraption closed, just exposing a single tight rubbery hole. I push my cock in and it feels like I’m already halfway through the race.
Not only did I feel like I could finish with this, but I kind of wanted to. (I told you it wouldn’t end with a “halfie”.) But not alone. I grab you over to me and strip off your shirt so I can see both of the twins at once… then quickly off with your pants. I keep massaging my pork sword (wow.) playing with each hand and gripping the gripper side and buttons on top that control pressure allowance.
I’m grabbing your bald muff (that wouldn’t make it a muff then, would it? Lol) with alternating hands, feeling your moistness (yeah, you pulled my piercing and tore my hood a little.) as Tenga shows me a good time. It’s like some bizarre threesome with my soul mate and a bodiless cock cozy. I really had planned on kissing you through my orgasm, but I’m really not used to this thing and I start to fill it up with man chowder (wow.) very abruptly. Suddenly I’m spent and you’re grabbing Tenga like a prize asking to open her up and see her insides. (omg shut up lol)
Tenga is by far the best toy I have had the pleasure of knowing biblically, but only a substitute for you. I’m not really sure how often I’ll be able to use it since you’re always ever so eager to provide a sheath of one kind or another for my blaster (sigh), but I’ll keep her well fed and taken care of for the day I need to un-cage her again.
Oh, and if you wanted to know if I would recommend this, I would say that it’s a definite yes.
Love you sweetie
Summary, Tenga Rocks your Cocks. Tenga is great for gifting, great for treating yourself; and it’s a total classic. I will reserve the opportunity for there to be a better masturbator out there someday, but I don’t foresee that any time soon. Again, Babeland, you’re awesome, and thanks for providing the awesome Flip Hole for your customers to enjoy.