Edible Anus

It’s the Incredible Edible Anus! No, it’s not a joke, yes they are real.  And even though you haven’t asked yet, they taste amazing.  I must say, they taste better than the real thing…

The edible anuses are handmade in Britain.  Made of extremely high quality Belgian chocolate; they are purely the best.  There are no additives or strange ingredients because they are chocolate artisans. A lot of the novelty companies who sell chocolate products; often have theirs fabricated in China.  As you can guess, this is nothing like the fashion in which my favorite chocolate buttholes are made.

Their shapes are molded to replicate or resemble an anus, as you can see…And I think it would be proper to say that they are proportioned correctly, also.  Life-size minus the “cheeks” as my husband said.  Although, I don’t think that you’ll be satisfied with your shipment, upon arrival.  Because you will have eaten them before everyone else has had a chance for checking them out.   For this side effect, I would like to suggest that they be given as gifts, and if you really want to try them (which I encourage), you need to buy extras and make sure to give your gift before you open your own.   Crazy advice, I know, but you will understand once you’ve had your own.  I love these things. Loved*, they are long gone.  Lol.

The story of their arrival: pure stress.  I am having chocolate shipped from Britain!! It’s blazing hot in Southern California and my mailman is a jerk.  I totally expected to have my chocolate arrive in a mushy-melted state and I feared having to freeze them to retain any shape that would be left.  If they didn’t arrive melted, by miracle, I feared that my mailman would break them because he has a “shove it in, it’ll fit” syndrome.  (I get packages folded in half to fit into a tiny metal slot and I have to use my foot to leverage the dislodging of it.)

Much to my amazement, EdibleAnus.com totally surpassed every stress that I could have brought upon myself.  They take care of their customers, their products and their shipping.  My chocolate anuses arrived in their individual packages, grouped together, plastic-air-packed with a cooling pack/gel ice pack, and it was still COOL when I got the mail that evening.  AMAZING.  Nothing was damaged or melted.  They were babied all the way across the pond.  Thank you, Edible Anus.

The reactions, everyone laughs.  Half of the people will not believe it until they have it in their hands.  It makes an amazingly humorous gift that is very tasty at the same time.  I had my husband give some to his friends to try out and they also loved them.  My parents…haha, they really loved the chocolate but didn’t have much to say about the design.  Shame on them…lol.  One of the friends said that he’d like to see a gummy anus, maybe with a small hole, so that it would be a further replication of the feelings of having his lady’s anus at the tip of his tongue.  Another person said that it was nice to have someone’s brown-eye in his mouth and have the luxury of not “catching an amoeba”.  Each package comes with a white, milk and dark chocolate anus, beautifully displayed, unlike any other anus has been displayed before.  (My favs are the milk and dark chocolate!)

The Edible Anus is great for butt-guys, great for couples, adult events, Christmas presents, stocking stuffers and anything else you could think of.  I would love to go into sex shops and see these babies being sold near the register as a point of purchase type of deal.  Every store has goodies near the register and this would be a perfect luxury for a shopper who hasn’t seen them before.  It’s perfect for anyone who loves to toss the salad and enjoy some lovely Belgian chocolate as their reward.  (To be honest, I licked my chocolate butt hole.)  Thank you to Edible Anus for being such a professional company with a fun product that really lives up to standards and thanks again, for the perfect shipping of your anuses.