Hello everyone! I’ve been out for a while, so I wanted to give a personal update as to what I’ve been up to lately. Sorry to leave you hanging, but I love lots to catch up on.
Within the last few weeks, so much has been happening so quickly and it’s been a task in itself to stay afloat. I actually got Lasik at iQ Laser Vision in southern California and they treated me really well. I will do a post about that, on its own because it has its own special benefits. I’m able to live my daily life without the use of glasses and it’s a trip. When I get into the shower I start to freak out a little because I think “damn it, I forgot to take my glasses off”. Another cool thing, I have more room for clitoral vibes on my night stand because my glasses don’t need to be there anymore, haha.
I had been celebrating my new eyesight for close to a week when my husband found out that he was going into surgery. He had less than a 24 hour notice and I was really worried because we weren’t prepared for this AT ALL. We had to scramble for some last minute preparations and get as prepared as we could. We went to the hospital and as they were about to wheel him into surgery, drugged up, etc…I had to ask the surgeon about the “upper G.i.” test that he needed. “Oh yeah…let’s do that today, instead. We can do this again tomorrow.” Wow. haha. Wow. They ended up wheeling him to radiology and we went home that night and went in the next day for the surgery. I have to say this: don’t ever expect your significant other to be sweet and kind during recovery if you’ve never recovered him or her. My husband was a huge pain in the ass and he didn’t listen to his recovery rules what-so-ever. Holy fuck, that was beyond difficult. After I had enough proof to show him that he was dehydrating himself, and the doctor’s office called to check up…he started to get the drift and now he’s getting on track. But freaking-aye. I thought it would be EASY, sweet, simple, fun. I was wrong. haha. Surgery is over, his wounds are healing and he’s doing much better now, which alleviates a lot of my stress.
Sept. 8th was my birthday and it was planned around my brother’s need for Brazilian BBQ. Usually I would get a free meal for my bday, but with new ownership, they’ve become Meat Nazis. We had meat anyways, and hung out a little. Then we went to the mall and my husband bought me some makeup and I was schooled by the woman at Sephora. She’s good. She totally knows what to put where and when. I had to take notes. I’ve never done that before, so it was pretty funny when she was showing me what to do. She applied the makeup to one side of my face and she made me do it to the other side. That was some scary sh*t. But I did it!! 
Babeland sent me the Minna Ola, so that review is almost ready for your reading! Exciting new technologies for your vaginas. And I got some cool stuff from Kama Sutra Closet recently, too. AND, horribly, yes, my delayed update on the other half of ANME Founders Show.
Thank you for your patience with me, I have missed my blog and I’ve been all over the place recently. Today, the 10th, is my parents anniversary, my birthday dinner with them and my Lasik checkup, as well as the 1st day that I’m allowed to wear makeup post laser eye surgery. Bye-bye astigmatism and hello Sephora, Mac, Urban Decay and Smashbox. And Sunday, like a crazy person, I’m throwing a set of carnival games in a 10′ x 20′ canopy tent, all day long, in the heat. C’est la vie!
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