My experience with the amazing wireless mp3 driven vibrator by OhMiBod leaves me to believe that it is the most amazing toy to date. I . . . → Read More: OhMiBod, I am in Freestyle Heaven.]]> I don’t know where to begin.

My experience with the amazing wireless mp3 driven vibrator by OhMiBod leaves me to believe that it is the most amazing toy to date. I am a creative individual, I love love, I love music and I really love having orgasms. Now, what that equates to is: owning a toy that I love, that feeds me orgasmic vibes through the music that entrances my mind. Therefore; Heaven. Euphoria? Yes. I’ve always dreamt what this vibrator would feel like, how it would work and I have desired an OhMiBod since 5, 6, or 7 years ago. Now, I am not exactly sure when the 1^st release was, but I know that it was more than 4-5 years ago that I became attached.

Being given the chance to review this product has been a dream. I must sound strange for saying this, but I don’t know if there are many people out there who appreciate it as much as I do. Now, that could have to do with my decade-long crush and yearning for it, but I am still in Love. =) (This is pretty bad, last night my husband said “Kristy, come in here for a minute…” and called me into our bedroom. The 1^st thing that went through my mind; “OH NO! Not the Freestyle, please tell me my dog didn’t eat my freestyle, I left it on the nightstand, I probably shouldn’t have done that…Omg!” That was my thought process from standing up and walking into the room LOL. Bad. When I got there, he just pointed to a pee spot, she peed in the house. I immediately exhaled. Haha) You know when you’ve become obsessed with something when you start to have thoughts like: “Well, what if something goes wrong? Will I have to replace one piece, get a new one? What if I wear it out…? Should I get another, just to have a backup some day if I ever need it?” Umm, that might be obsession.

Back in the day…two years ago, I tried to beat my 17 orgasm record. I succeeded. I don’t even remember what I used, probably a pocket rocket. What I do remember was; trying to prepare myself for an amazing self-date with some hot music to masturbate to. What the end result was…music was gone less than half way through. I had some retardo mp3 player and only a few songs that I was actually into. I ended up getting mad at it and working solo. Or…A’Capella? lol. I did beat my record but it was LOTS of work. Lots of effort, I was super worn out, tired, sore and tried so hard to keep going. I ended up using my left hand to take over for my right, and when my left hand failed, I used my right again, yet I braced it with my left. LOL. Now, that was super-freakish determination. The conclusion was my new 23-Orgasm record in one sitting. Yay, I beat it, beat myself and then went to bed.

The reason for my old record story is to lead up to my new record story with some background. I told myself that I wanted to come up with a cool review for my Holy Grail. My Freestyle. (Which is even Holy-er because I originally wanted the OG vibe. Now, I have excessive technology!) Anyways, I came up with a way to do the review by means of a musical timeline. I wanted to do this in a type of storyline just based on whatever songs I could find on our 2 computers. I spent a long time picking lots of songs out, then I ordered a playlist. I originally aimed for a list that would last an hour, so about 20 songs. By the time I finished what I thought looked like a good setup, I counted 37 songs haha. Wow. So I thought to trim it down because I just wanted to hit at around 20/25 orgasms. Then I reasoned with myself…ehhh, leave it. Try to make it to 20, and if I can do more, then great. Besides, I didn’t even know if I would make it half way because I am not used to my new clitoral hood piercing. For the week leading up to my review, I had been pretty “busy” and I was very sore. I decided on Friday that Sunday, January 17^th would be the day. I rested my clit for 48 hours and I was ready!

I made sure that my iPhone was well charged, my freestyle was ready and that I was ready. I felt like I was preparing for a lab experiment or like I was an astronaut who was about to go into space. I had this strange feeling of “OKAY Honey, Wish me Luck! I hope all goes well and the testing is successful.” I am a Dweeb!!! Hahaha Anyways, I had the bedroom to myself, lights off, comforter on, it was cold, until half way through. Put on the playlist and went to work. Soon after the first few orgasms, I was able to get right into the groove and the average timing would be around 50 seconds to 1 minute and 10 seconds that I would reach orgasm into each song. Then I would hit *next*. The reason for this is so that I would be ready to have my next song and orgasm primed up. A woman can sometimes reach orgasms in a chain if you have a slight cool down period and jump RIGHT back into it again. Sometimes that means 3 seconds, sometimes it was 20 seconds for me. It varied.

When I got to a song that I was really into, I would slow it down, tease myself and then when I knew that the good part was coming up, I would aim for that and end up lipsynching orgasmically. SO MUCH FUN! Haha Alternately, when there was a song that I just chose for the name, in the playlist, I would be soooo not in the mood to have an orgasm to it, so it would just be an ASAP-O, and I would power in and out of that song, onto the next! AC/DC’s “You shook me all night long” came on, I had an awesome orgasm and then I finished the song by dancing on my back, looking at the ceiling and waving the vibrator around to the music, occasionally singing into it, hahaha. The time FLEW, the pleasure went right through me. The orgasms get really powerful for me once I have crossed a certain line. They sometimes are harder to attain and when they occur, I end up jumping, arching, twitching, jerking all around on the bed. When these occur, one will have their whole body involved in the orgasm. Since quite a few of these orgasms occurred, I am actually sore in the body and my muscles, not in my vagina. As of right now, I have sore abs from my pelvis to my under-boobs and even the back of my body got worked somehow. Those muscles are mirrored on the back of me, my outer sides on my back are sore, lower back muscles and parts of my right arm muscles, lol.

The music made this so easy. It was a perfect flow and I had no concept of time. It was amazing. If I were to change anything, I would have worn a blindfold and ignored the text messages. A few text messages interrupted me and one just kinda broke my stride. “Have you ever played UNO before?”…wtf? lol. Other than that, it was a great time.

In summary, I powered through my playlist, I had 45+ orgasms, some were multi, during my 37 song playlist and it took me an hour and a half. I was pretty damn weak after that. Disoriented, I could see a slight glow around bright objects if I stared long enough and my HAIR had a huge mess in the back. I love you, OhMiBod.

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Packed with power and pretty as punch, this big girl is certain to get you off. First things first; safety, it is phthalates free, yay!

Now, onto the tool! It’s a . . . → Read More: Evolved *Sweet* Citron]]> The Pink Florentine Citron Vibrator is quite amazing.

Packed with power and pretty as punch, this big girl is certain to get you off. First things first; safety, it is phthalates free, yay!

Now, onto the tool! It’s a pretty good sized toy and it is packed with a good amount of power. The awesome thing about this is that the motor isn’t in the base, it’s towards the tip so that the pleasure is met, instead of waited for. When you have all of the power in your hand, it doesn’t do too much for your pretty parts. So, the folks over at Evolved did a great job with the placement here. Now, motor in the shaft, does that affect the flexibility? Nope! =) It just leaves it to hinge in amazing places! I found that even though I couldn’t get this thing more than a couple inches inside; it was an amazing clitoral stimulator. I read online that the specs said it was less than 2” in diameter but I swear that it’s more, haha.

Anyways, back to my *story*…The husband and I started out with some foreplay. He had me get onto his chest to perform lovelylingus on me, I laid back on top of him and he tried to work it in, wasn’t successful but it was an interesting experience nonetheless. From that point on we went into intercourse and the Citron became my own personal magic wand. I used it to stimulate my clit during sex and when I would press it against myself, it would curve with my body which was really awesome. It was a plentifully orgasmic evening. We used it the next night, also, during a session of anal. I ended up stimulating myself clitorally again, leading into two anal orgasms. In conclusion, another great night and it hasn’t failed me. =)

So, aside from the bright, awesome color, the cute shape, the unique form and its powerful motor…There is more! It’s absolutely waterproof so you can do annnything with it. I also LOVE the button. It’s nothing like those vibrators with the dial bottom that ends up breaking and turning on if you look at it the wrong way. This button is great. I want you to have this for the fun of pressing and clicking the baby lil button on and off. *So Cute!*

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For myself and my toys, that is. My very first vibrator was a pass-on party gift from the girl who invited me. She won the “pass the pickle” between the legs game at a bachelorette party. By doing so, she got this cute little gift . . . → Read More: *::. Pocket Rockets .::*]]> Alrighty, let us start with the beginning of time…

For myself and my toys, that is. My very first vibrator was a pass-on party gift from the girl who invited me. She won the “pass the pickle” between the legs game at a bachelorette party. By doing so, she got this cute little gift bag that had a little clitoral vibrator inside. I looked down at the foreign motorized object and my eyes widened…”are you sure!? There is a toy in there!” She ended up laughing at me and assured me that it was fine. I knew that it was a sex toy, but I was scared at the message on the off brand package that said it was sold as a “novelty only”. I obviously live dangerously because I ended up not caring and used it anyways haha. Now, in the years that I used this mysterious purple pocket rocket thing, I must have electrocuted myself 6-8 times. Once the shock hit my clit and made a horrible twisting, shooting, piercing pain…I knew that my session was over, for fear of continued shock. It was a lovely toy, for its price. Free.

So, at the ripe old age of 22, (four years later), my boyfriend (now husband) took me into this shady sex shop in the middle of the desert in Laughlin, Nevada. No offense to the cute, little, mint green stand-alone building. We went inside and one of the purchases that we ended up with was a replacement pocket rocket! It was the real deal! He bought me the cute and efficient Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket for around $30. Lovely little device, I haven’t even been shocked once and we have been using it for 3 years now! By just using this rocket device on the clitoris during intercourse, one can open many doors to vaginal or anal orgasms. It should be a staple in any lady’s Tool Box. Not the prettiest of Power Tools, but for anyone who likes outer space, sci-fi or a powerful, long-lasting toy…this is for you. All of you.

In conclusion: You need a pocket rocket. Just be sure to get a name-brand for your own safety. *wink*