Jimmyjane has created their best possible clitoral vibrator – yet.

Being a power fiend, you’d think that I would be hard to please.  This is true. I need the amps, the wattage, and the mucho electro output.  What can I say about the Form 2?  *I Got the Power!*

I love it.  . . . → Read More: Form 2]]>

Jimmyjane has created their best possible clitoral vibrator – yet.

Being a power fiend, you’d think that I would be hard to please.  This is true. I need the amps, the wattage, and the mucho electro output.  What can I say about the Form 2?  *I Got the Power!*

I love it.  The poor vibrator has been getting a bad reputation because people just don’t understand her.  Basically, when you have one of the motor-arms perpendicular to the other, the vibrator will either slow down immensely or start to thud in retaliation.  I can only guess that this is because of something being folded inside the unit and when the two motors are not in synch with each other.  If the two arms are in synch, there won’t be any problems.  Yes, it’s a sensitive toy, but I don’t think it’s fair to fault it because, when we use it, we tend to fold it all over ourselves.  (In sheer bliss.)

The typical scenario is this:  you get horny/headache/orgasm withdrawals/take a bath/hot mp3 playlist and you need to get off…You go for a super versatile toy that is loaded with power *sigh, I love you, Form 2*, you then tend to your pretty parts.  So, you don’t really need a warm up with Form 2, at ALL, but you want to lower yourself into your seduction.  You take Form 2 and you begin to trace the sensitive skin underneath your breasts, encouraging the nerves to trigger synapses all the way through your areolas and into the tips of your nipple without even touching them.  That’s a perfect place because if you were to take your vibrator any closer, it would be nipple-BDSM via the Form 2.

You’re adequately turned on and you just dive right into your happy place and trace all around until you can’t avoid your own begging any longer.  Form 2 *immediately* rocks your non-cocks upon contact. (Cocks would probably love this too, if they liked this kind of thing.)  You are already half-way to orgasm but, being that you’ve stepped out of reality; you end up pressing the Form 2 awkwardly into your vaginal folds while pleasuring yourself.  Form 2 is sensitive, so she lets you know, by behaving differently.  You may snap out of your pleasure zone, give yourself an internal laugh or sigh because you did it again, then you get back into synch with your vibrator and use it in its intended way.  (This is how it goes until your Form 2 has trained you how to use it.)  Once training is complete, I promise you, it’s worth the price tag.

Let’s talk about the power, speed and luxury of the Form 2 Orgasms…  Amazing.  The only thing that I know to compare it to is the Eroscillator.  (In my own opinion.)  The orgasm comes spontaneously, with no haste and it is achieved with grace.  It comes to its fullest orgasmic fulfillment and feels luxurious.  If I could give the orgasms a texture, I would say that the Form 2 gives Satin orgasms.  For me, the Form 2 achieves orgasms within 1-3 minutes. That, my friends, is good time.  I had a headache the other day, turned to Form 2, pumped out 10 orgasms or so and I was set.  No more pain, it was all pleasure.

Some specifics; it’s a waterproof, rechargeable vibrator that is absolutely packed with power.  The two arms give surround sound vibrations for your clitoris and you will totally respond to each one.  I have seen many a vibrator in my day, but this one stands out.  “Flaw” or no flaw, there is nothing else that is this tiny, adorable, versatile, that can rock your clit without being powered by 4 double-A batteries or need to be plugged into a wall.  *Cheers* to Jimmyjane for accomplishing this.  It’s all in the design, and Jimmyjane is founded on design.  Within the design is the satisfaction.  Form 2 was designed with satisfaction in mind.  I, Kristy, am satisfied with my well-designed Jimmyjane Form 2 vibrator.

Now, without further adieu, I will give you some tips/tricks and pointers for your Form 2 uses…

*Make sure to charge it between uses, because you will be using it often and forget whether you charged it or not.  (That’s what happens with happy toys.)

*Be relaxed, in a comfortable place and spread out.  Give yourself some freedom.

*First way to use the Form 2 is vertically.  Have both motor-arms touching above and below your clitoris at the same pressure and make sure that its level.  If it’s not, Form 2 will signal to let you know to level it out.  Within minutes, you’ll be skipping through your Elysian Fields.

*Second way would be horizontally, just making sure to mind that the vibrator is level and that pressure is being applied evenly.

*Thirdly, you could hold one arm of the Form 2 nestled in the skin above your clit, trigger the response of the thudding or motor-spazzing and then lower the other arm onto your clitoris and enjoy the sensation that you just created.

*My favorite way to use the Form 2, aside from the vertical technique, is to have it on its side.  Make sure that you angle the one arm down over your clitoris without much pressure at all, so it won’t trigger the thudding, you will come very close to orgasm and then as a super-boost, press the other arm down on top of it and it will intensify the vibrations and bring you straight to orgasm.

I am sure that there are tons of other ways to use this wonder of a toy, but I just wanted to share some of the key ones and a couple of the techniques that I came up with.  I hope that they are of help to you if you already own a Form 2, and if you’re up for a very rewarding toy, I hope that you consider purchasing one for yourself.  *Whisper*it’sBetterThanALotOfToysOutThereOnTheMarket*/EndWhisper*

Thank you, Babeland for providing me with a very awesome one-of-a-kind pleasure object.  By the way, peoples, Babeland will be giving away a Jimmyjane Eternity Vibrator.  Diamonds, Gold…Chroma?  Hello.  Get your ass over there to sign up to win.  (I totally did.) Remember, Orgasms are Forever.  *wink*

The Vibratex Mystic Wand will not fail you. Sister to the Hitachi wand, this gal is loaded with power, has a pretty paint job and is cordless. Amazing. Not heavy, not bulky, not ugly! So that means that this wand . . . → Read More: Mystic Wand, Baby!]]> This will be another straight-forward proclamation of power.

The Vibratex Mystic Wand will not fail you. Sister to the Hitachi wand, this gal is loaded with power, has a pretty paint job and is cordless. Amazing. Not heavy, not bulky, not ugly! So that means that this wand is a culmination of power, beauty and grace. You have never appreciated AA batteries more than after you will use this wand. I did not give a crap about AA batteries until I experienced their power on my clitoris. I mean, YEAH, bullets and pocket rockets…harsh, hard, reliable power. But this, Ladies, is a satin experience of exclusive pleasure for yourself with your own Mystic Wand. Four AA batteries…I just can’t get over it. Mind-blowing. At first, when you meet your wand, you will giggle a little because that is usually how intro convos go…get to know the other…being. But after only a few seconds of your getting to meet her, she’s gonna get (seriously) DOWN to Business. Your private magical conversation is going to take on some heavy breathing-oops, meaning. Some Mean Breathing.

Remember: 15% off with the code PrettyP15 !

This dildo by Jollies is going to be . . . → Read More: Jollies Jollie Dildo at Kama Sutra Closet]]>

Um, straight up…I don’t know if there is a better silicone dildo out on the market…I am open to be challenged, but I cannot see over the “Jollie shelf”, please excuse my vertical challengement.

This dildo by Jollies is going to be a great investment for all of you. It’s anatomically formed to fill your insides when it is inserted in the photographed manner. It’s ideal for a great g-spot work-out. I say “workout” because this toy was built-out in certain points to act as a pressure point type of device. The genius behind this dildo studied our insides and knew where our muscles would contract once it was time for our orgasm to arrive. This Jollie Good Fellow would make a great intrapersonal trainer and the more you use him/her, the more your kegels will be thanking you. I swear, all you gotta do is lay back, whip out your magic wand of choice *BING*, and then wave it around the right places and *VOILA* you are now Getting OFF at Never Land. Because you’d *never* get there without this pleasure boat of a dildo.

I must say…I was sceptical at 1^st…I thought: Now how can this piece of silicone, unmoving (partial to power lol), be so promising? UM, it was unpromising because I think it was waiting for me to Promise you. LOL. There you go. I promise that this will change your day, one orgasm at a time. My initial orgasm made my mouth water. Yes, that does sound creepy, but I have no idea how this was triggered. I tried to research into it, but there wasn’t much out there except for ads about mouth-watering things. So I guess this will be my internet addition to the mouth-watering research I have conducted.

My adorable Jollie is the Valentine Special Edition, GLITTER, stickers, hears, confetti, lips Galore. Yes, merriment in a dildo. I honestly think it would be pretty hard to find one that would be just as cute for my taste. I freakin’ love this thing lol. My husband was a little jealous, but I think he is getting used to “her” presence because he picked it up last night and held it up like a gun during our Spy show. LoL. (Omg, with that sentence, I just admitted to leaving it on the coffee table *jaw drop*. Anyways…) I started to think about what it would be like if HE were shaped like this thing. What if his penis looked like that?? Well, if it were shaped like that, I would probably be waiting for him to leave the door at work to rape him once he sets foot in the parking lot. But then, again, if it were shaped like that, I would transversely be scared of it because it’s just Not Natural haha. I don’t want him to be shaped like that. I wouldn’t mind the glitter and stickers though… *gleam* =) Anyways, my point is; let your man keep his shape, he knows how to work it, and Well! Maybe he will even let you put glitter and stickers on him, but in the mean time, you may want to look into a Jollies Jollie Dildo to have the best of both worlds.

Oh yeah, sorry, for those of you who are not as strange as myself, there are normal Jollies! You can get solid colors as well as the decorated ones, so please go check them out. I can tell you that they are a high price, but I haven’t seen them any cheaper than they are over at www.KamaSutraCloset.com ! It’s a fact. I’ve looked into the Jollies before and I got scared by the price and kept moving. If you stop to think about what you will get out of your toy, you wouldn’t pass it over like I did the first time. Plus, Kama Sutra Closet has them ON SALE, on top of being the best price out there. You just can’t go wrong.

15% off with the code PrettyP15

The time is now, the position is 1969, code name is L’insolite, and your mission is impossible to some, yet very doable to others. Operation G-Gasm. That’s right; your g-spot is the attention of this operation. Your tool of choice will keep you right on track and is versatile by means of . . . → Read More: Tres L’insolite Plaisirs]]>

You are an amazing individual who enjoys the luxury of having self-dates and each one of your sweet orgasms contributes to better your day. You enjoy your toy collection, you have members of various families including; Lelo, OhMiBod, nJoy, Fun Factory, Vibratex, Miri Zinn, Incoqnito and beyond. Now, being as . . . → Read More: Tunti Enterprises Illuminating Boudoir Case]]>

You are an amazing individual who enjoys the luxury of having self-dates and each one of your sweet orgasms contributes to better your day. You enjoy your toy collection, you have members of various families including; Lelo, OhMiBod, nJoy, Fun Factory, Vibratex, Miri Zinn, Incoqnito and beyond. Now, being as happy as you are, sometimes you don’t have the time to always keep everything organized.

This is where the need for a toy box comes into place. The one that I am thinking of, in particular, is a very sturdy case with many amenities. Customize your compartments; protect your toys with lock and key, safely nest them in a soft, sleek foam environment. No need to worry about the scramble of your belongings once you lift the lid, because Ilse, of Tunti Ent., has come up with a remedy by creating a barrier to hold your tools in place above their compartments. This cute plexi “lid” with a ring to lift it out of place is key when it comes to *keeping* organized. Now, with those skills built into this case, what more could you want? Not much, if you could think of anything. So that is when Tunti took this stock model and gave everyone the free upgrade…All cases have their own lighting system built in. Just beautiful! On the lid/case top, right above your mesh and velcro compartment, the track lighting is installed flawlessly, illuminating your boudoir toy case. This makes for complete ease while you are in the dark, ready to romp. No need to break the mood to flip on the lights and scramble for what you are looking to grab. Just open your case and enjoy your automatic illumination! While not in the dark, your toy box will utilize the lighting as a *show and tell* case with stage lighting. (And YES, it is perfectly fine to show off your case full of toys! I do! Lol)

This is how it looks at night, on an iphone camera… =)

This case is a perfect size to hold all of your star performers and maybe even any other must-haves on hand. It measures 12x10x5, requires 2 AA batteries for long-lasting illumination via LED lights, and 4 adjustable dividers. Voila! Perfection. =)

I know you like it, I know you want it.

I have a few leads for you…

* First option is that you don’t have to wait; you can just head

over to the web page and have one shipped out to you ASAP,

plus you can check out the shop!

* Second is a luxury, you can check out Kama Sutra Closet

and pick out a kit so you have toys when your Tunti arrives!

* Thirdly, if you are the creative type, I encourage you

to enter the contest on the Tunti Blog to win one for yourself!

(I know I’m entering for another! *wink*)

First things first: Thank you Babeland.com for the opportunity to check out this amazing new innovation!

If you are looking for one of those one-of-a-purpose *kind* of toys…The Sqweel is Just That. Now, the reason behind the Sqweel’s unique design is . . . → Read More: Sqweel-Tastic and Some Monkey Sutra!]]>

First things first: Thank you Babeland.com for the opportunity to check out this amazing new innovation!

If you are looking for one of those one-of-a-purpose *kind* of toys…The Sqweel is Just That. Now, the reason behind the Sqweel’s unique design is because it is that of a normal guy who had an idea. This wasn’t one of your run-of-the-mill toys that are just set apart from the rest by a color or an adjustment. Not standing on its own because of the angles it hits or anything like that. This 10-tongued silicone wheel of delight has put itself on the map due to the fact that nothing like this has been done before. You know, I haven’t really researched into that fact, but chances are, if there were any like this, I am sorry to say but they obviously didn’t compare. The UK-based Love Honey online retailer put on a contest to design a sex toy. The Sqweel won, and after 3 years in the making, here I am, enjoying it. Just recently Love Honey closed another Sex Toy Invention contest that I missed because they didn’t email me to tell me when the contest was over. Three days after I sent my email, I got the “sorry, but it ended yesterday” email. Ha. So, I guess my inventions will have to wait. The important part of this post is that you understand that this toy does deliver. It’s important that you know the roots of such a cute toy, which was birthed unlike most of the rest of the toys that we see and use. Just like you follow the beginnings of your favourite artists, songs, the meaning behind them, etc…The Sqweel makes me sappy because I really appreciate how it came about. I am inspired. Yes, that is quite sexually nerdy of me to say, but I have plans. =)

The Sqweel breakdown: it’s about the size of a tape measure, black, velvety plastic shell, a lid/cap that protects the Sqweel while not in use, 10 pink silicon tongues evenly spaced and mounted on a black ring, very tiny pin motor that spins the tongue wheel, and a side that slide-locks into place for removal of the wheel to clean. The switch is located on the bottom, flat side of the toy. Modes are Off//On-Low/Med/High. It takes three AAA batteries and it isn’t the most silent toy in the world, but it isn’t too loud, either. To clean, pop the side off and clean the tongue wheel as you would any other toy, my advice for drying would be to leave it out, before putting it back together. The only negative about this design for the switch is that if something catches it, or bumps it, the switch will turn on and your tongue machine will be licking the air instead of you down there. The reason for this is because it’s a raised switch and it doesn’t have a type of locking mechanism. I’ve had my Sqweel somehow turn itself on while it was in my beautiful tin that it arrives in, and once in my amazing Tunti Toy Box. Both times, I looked over at my husband thinking “what’s that noiiissse…?” hahah. So, the switch is a minor set-back, and the pieces that snap together are a little difficult (the lid). I don’t know if it’s just me, but most of the time it takes me around ten to fifteen seconds to put the “cap” on it. Other than that, the toy is amazing. After all, it’s the use that you should be concerned about the most. The other aspects are a factor, yes, but they would never bug me enough to wish that I hadn’t owned the Sqweel. While in use, there are the three speeds, as I have mentioned, but another unique thing that you can do for Sqweel use, is flip it! Once you turn the device upside down, you get another completely different experience. I have come to the conclusion that my routine with this tongue-bather is to start off on low, tease around, increase the speed and then once I have gotten to high, flip it! The sensation DOES give it a way of taking it up a notch because it’s varied. You’ve built yourself up on the same sensation and slowly increased the speed for some variance, and then you give it the *bam* at the end and *wow* goes your clit! Pretty amazing. (Tip: put some lube on your hand and let the tongues pick it up on a low speed so that it makes for ease of gliding. Or you can just lube your parts.)

This toy can be for guys just as much as it was made for females. Well, maybe if you were a guy with some patience. (Can also be great for use during oral sex, sort of like “eleven tongues are better than one”.) This is a slow-building tongue machine that really does develop your orgasmic experiences. It was created to simulate oral sex. Now, because it has many occurring tongues, my husband said “hah! Like a super hero eating you out…” to make the point that no man can do what this machine does. But, transversely, the Sqweel can’t lick you up and down like a normal tongue can, it doesn’t have varied pressure and it cannot suck on you. The ways that this toy wins in the simulation of oral sex are: 2 words – “energizer bunny”, and another bonus would be the speed-if you like a good quick-lickin’, this has some great speed variations. It may not feel like the most accurate duplication of oral sex, but it does have its own way of charming you. Because this toy is a kind of its own, it also performs in that same way. The sensation feels like a pulsation amidst the quick or slow brushing of your labia or clitoris. The reason behind this mysterious tap or pulse during use is because each silicone tongue is taking its turn to tap you. It’s almost as if your body lingers on the feeling of the tongue finishing you off and then the next one starts right up again. So while you are getting this constant drawn-out pleasure, you have hidden happy thuds as well. It’s VERY cool and I have never had anything like this. The Sqweel makes me giggle. Until that long, steady, drawn-out orgasm starts to build up and reach a freakish pleasure plateau before it drops me off into my satin sheets. I love you Sqweelgasm.

And Today’s Monkey Sutra is…
The Chunky Monkey!
Just like the ice cream may be a favorite of yours,
this position is a favorite of mine.
Great for deep penetration and some fun acrobatics
as you become entwined with your lover!

Who Can Enter:

This contest is going to be based on your most basic and most Powerful Pretty Tool. . . . → Read More: Vagazzle Your VaJayJay!]]> I welcome you to an Art Compilation Contest. Are You Ready? It’s crazy, but it’s beautiful.

Who Can Enter:

This contest is going to be based on your most basic and most Powerful Pretty Tool. Actually, it’s not basic at all, and nor will it be once this contest begins. The Tool that I am talking about is your Vulva, Vagina, Coochie, Cooter, Clam, Cock Pocket, Chia Hole, Cupid’s Cupboard, Punani, Kitty, Bits, Box, Vajayjay, ChaCha, LaLa, NaNa, YumYum, HooHa, Muff, Beaver, BoJingo, Junk, Goodies, Vagine, Meat Sheath, Garage, Oasis, Business, Pink Cookie, Precious Lady, or whatever you call it. You get the point! =) Now, let’s not exclude the men during this contest either…All scrotes, bags, ballocks, balls, baskets, family jewels, gonads, jewel cases, male organs, meat, nuts, rocks, coin purses, nards, johnsons, joysticks, members, rods, packages, peters, puds, shafts, schlongs and Tools are also welcome.

Background on the Contest:

One fine day, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the George Lopez show with a Vagazzled VaJayJay. (youtube it!) She is coming out with her own book titled “The Day I Shot Cupid”, which is due out in March of this year. Inside the book she has a chapter dedicated to Vagazzling your Vagina, Ladies! =) I think, that by doing so, one will feel the empowerment of adornment. (I am not sure about her opinion because I don’t have her book yet, lol.) I know this from experience because I didn’t like my boobs until I pierced my nipples, and just because they have jewelry in them; I now love them. I wasn’t a fan of my vagina, either, but now that I have my hood pierced, I get excited about it, haha. When one dresses up, one feels happier, excited, and ready! Why not show off your vagina while it’s dressed to the nines? For one, it will give you giggles to know that you are out somewhere and no one knows how crazy you are because you have hundreds of sparkling gems decorating your __(insert your fav word here)__. You could even go exhibitionist to further celebrate your day of Vagazzlement by wearing a skirt and letting some rays catch a glance, and by rays I didn’t mean Raymonds, unless you would like that. It’s just a totally fun, empowering, artistic, creative and lovely thing to do. The idea totally excites me and I want to thank Miss Hewitt for the friendship that she and her friends have with Vagazzlement.

What to Do:

The contest purpose is to decorate yourself or your partner, snap a clear photo and email it over to me with the photo release. ( prettypowertools@gmail.com ) All photos must be in by the 13^th so that I can edit and crop them to be ready for Valentine’s Day/Vulvatines Day, I will upload them to my blog for all to see. No need to be scared, no names will be put in the photos and hopefully, no one will recognize you from the pic! If so, no biggie, you are just famous *wink* . I know that there will be tons of people who will want to see the end result. It will be a beautiful outcome and my first e-art display. In order for everyone to see the wonderful day of Vagazzled VaJayJays and BallDazzled Jewel Sacks on Pretty Power Tools Blog, I need you guys to enter! Get excited! Plan craft days with the ladies or partner craft time, have your man decorate you and then you decorate him! (That’s what we did!) If you’d rather make it a self-proclaimed empowerment and rite of passage, I suggest sitting comfortably with a mirror propped up so that you can get to know yourself and work with your own creativity and see what you can come up with. =)

How:

** My 1^st suggestion would be to take as many pics as you can, while in the “finished” position, so you have no chances of gems falling. **

Rhinestone Sizing Tip – If you get them at Wal-Mart, there is a 9mm pack for $3. They have clear or multi-colored. One pack was enough, but if you want to get crazy and have fun, maybe get 2 packs. Now, I am getting size 34ss which equals 7mm in a quantity of 144 in Swarovski Crystal Flat back Rhinestones very soon. So, the smaller the MM size, the more you will need.

Suggested Adhesives – Eyelash glue (take photo before moving because they will fall off, slow to dry, but easy to apply) and Spirit Gum + Remover (stronger, holds better, glue may get on fingers, still take pics carefully, to remove – pour some remover into hand and carefully rub on like lotion).

Test the adhesives on your wrist for 20 minutes to see if you have any reaction. Just in case!

Buying Adhesives – Eyelash Glue (around $5 – beauty store), Spirit Gum + Remover (around $5 – costume shop, check the yellow pages, Party City also, but no remover there)

So, you have all the details, I’ve done the research for you. Now it’s your turn to Vagazzle yourself! Be sure to email the release with your photo! ( prettypowertools@gmail.com ) I will post on Valentine’s Day ALL of the entries so that everyone can see. =) (I will be editing and cropping as needed, so please get them in sooner than later because I don’t want to be flooded on the 13^th lol.) If you have any questions, please email me!

*** Another note, you can enter more than once if you’d like to bedazzle in a different way. By the end of this week, I will have vagazzled in 3 ways, haha.

PRIZES! =)

Yes yes, this is the good part, this is what is in it for you! We have a Guy’s Prize as well as a Ladies Prize! So you guys need to get on this.

Best Balldazzlement (same as above) will win the awesome Fleshlight Ice from BetterSex.com !

Get your pics + releases in by the February 13^th!

Now, to kick off the 14 Days of Vulvatine’s Day, Here is a Position in the Monkey Sutra!

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