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* Wee Lil Kiwi *

PrettyPowerTools — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:24:00 +0000

Valentine’s Day is coming up around the bend of Cupid’s Bow. I have a lot of cute tid-bits coming up in the Blog of Pretty Power Tools. Just to keep you busy, in the meantime, here is an adorable poem about a Kiwi…


Now, with that said, I think it's time that we show Kenn Nesbitt what Kiwis can really do.  In fact, I know of a Kiwi that could send you over the moon.  Screw the plane.  All you need is a 2-pack of triple-A batteries.  How's that for "Captain Kiwi"? lol.    Check out the vibe, over at Babeland, I am sure they will have enough Kiwi for your V-day trip over the moon.

Evolved Valentine Giveaway!

PrettyPowerTools — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:06:00 +0000

Valentine’s Day is coming up and I have some exciting things planned. First off, I would like to start by giving a Pretty Power Tool to one of my followers!

Alrighty Ladies and Gents! Now is the time to get in on my very 1st giveaway from Pretty Power Tools! It will be a beautiful Florentine Citron in Pink. This baby has a cute little push-button to turn it on instead of those twister bottoms, which I think is really neat-o. On top of that, the vibe is in the tip, instead of the base, so you are guaranteed to FEEL those pulsations instead of merely hoping for them. I think it is named and shaped after a juicer to get the point across that it is juice-enducing. Lol, Sorry, I am a perv.

The product description says to entice your pleasure palette with an invigorating blend of passion and pulsation! Introducing Citron, a seductively sweet mixture of beauty and brawn carefully cultivated to send your senses into full bloom. One part fun and one part flirty, these mouth-watering massagers will excite, delight and leave you fuzzy all over. Tickle your taste buds and satisfy your thirst for thrills with a healthy helping of this lush forbidden fruit! Kristy will be including those non-inclusive batteries, by the way!

Onto the next “juicy” part…

DETAILS, DETAILS! =)

I know people love the opportunity for extra credit, so I will give more than one way to enter the contest!

• Make sure to follow me on twitter and tweet about the contest, daily if you can remember!

(Sample post: Free Vibrator! Follow @PrettyPowrTools and re-tweet about the giveaway, details here! http://tinyurl.com/ygan5lq )

[[ that = main contest entry ]]

• Tweeting once a day or more about the giveaway. Try not to bug everyone! Lol!
[[ that = 1+ entry ]]

• Leaving a comment on this Blog about WHY you want it/NEED it!

[[ that = 2 entries ]]

• Posting your own cute Blog entry about my Giveaway. Just be sure to leave a comment here, linking me to your blog post! =)

[[ that = 5 entries ]]

Thanks for visiting me here at my blog, Pretty Power Tools! I hope that this pretty vibe goes to a very special person who will love to love them-self with it! The contest ends February 1st, 2010. I need to get it out to you in time for Valentine’s Day so that you can get your Citron ON! *wink* By the way, since I got myself one, and one for you…You should see the review coming soon, I was just too excited to get the contest rolling! =)

The Cone Zone !

PrettyPowerTools — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 22:10:00 +0000

For the rest of the review Plz clickhere

We Heart the We-Vibe

PrettyPowerTools — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 05:28:00 +0000

In my opinion, it will always have a pedestal in my Tool Box

because it’s a classic. Plain and simple, it’s already a classic.

For the complete review, Please Click Here

::. Pocket Rockets .::

PrettyPowerTools — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 03:33:00 +0000

Alrighty, let us start with the beginning of time…

For myself and my toys, that is. My very first vibrator was a pass-on party gift from the girl who invited me. She won the “pass the pickle” between the legs game at a bachelorette party. By doing so, she got this cute little gift bag that had a little clitoral vibrator inside. I looked down at the foreign motorized object and my eyes widened…”are you sure!? There is a toy in there!” She ended up laughing at me and assured me that it was fine. I knew that it was a sex toy, but I was scared at the message on the off brand package that said it was sold as a “novelty only”. I obviously live dangerously because I ended up not caring and used it anyways haha. Now, in the years that I used this mysterious purple pocket rocket thing, I must have electrocuted myself 6-8 times. Once the shock hit my clit and made a horrible twisting, shooting, piercing pain…I knew that my session was over, for fear of continued shock. It was a lovely toy, for its price. Free.

So, at the ripe old age of 22, (four years later), my boyfriend (now husband) took me into this shady sex shop in the middle of the desert in Laughlin, Nevada. No offense to the cute, little, mint green stand-alone building. We went inside and one of the purchases that we ended up with was a replacement pocket rocket! It was the real deal! He bought me the cute and efficient Doc Johnson Pocket Rocket for around $30. Lovely little device, I haven’t even been shocked once and we have been using it for 3 years now! By just using this rocket device on the clitoris during intercourse, one can open many doors to vaginal or anal orgasms. It should be a staple in any lady’s Tool Box. Not the prettiest of Power Tools, but for anyone who likes outer space, sci-fi or a powerful, long-lasting toy…this is for you. All of you.

In conclusion: You need a pocket rocket. Just be sure to get a name-brand for your own safety. *wink*

Hello :)

PrettyPowerTools — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:10:00 +0000

Hello Everyone, my name is Kristy! I have come to appreciate sex, sexuality and life in many of it’s glorious forms. I am starting this blog to tell you of my adventures, lessons learned, advice, assistance, and for the appreciation of the long-adored sex toy industry.

Please meet: PRETTY POWER TOOLS ! lol. We all love power tools. I just find prettier ones more fun.

So, please stay tuned and hopefully I can entertain you as well as educate you on the vibrational value of vibrators and pretty tools and toys alike!