Hey guys and gals! My husband is here and he would like to tell you our crazy story about the new Tenga Air. He’s quite the character.
First of all, I will give you my mini summary and after that, you can jump into his review. The Tenga Air is the latest male masturbator from Japan and the beloved Tenga line. It’s called the Tenga AIR because it has two air bags inside of the device. When you press each of the buttons and force the air out, you’ll be at square one. Next, place the “guard rail”/stand/cap over the closed end, so the entry hole is open and ready for you, and the edges are being held shut by the thingy. Insert your member and you can press the buttons on either side of the Tenga Air to let the air bags fill internally around your penis. I explain this process in depth in the video, so you can check that out. From that point, you’re able to masturbate away and the cleanup process will be simple. Just slide the rail off, open the Tenga Air and rinse it out with warm water, thoroughly, set it up to dry. Although I favor the design improvements in the Tenga Air, my husband loves the Flip Hole better because he was able to personalize his orgasm more-so. The pressure makes the difference for him. He still appreciates the Tenga Air and it’s his second toy-masturbator choice, with the 1st being his Tenga Flip Hole in Black. With the Tenga Air and the Tenga Flip, it all comes down to preference. Do you like something more like a Fleshlight, but with better texture and quality? Go for the Tenga Air. Do you want intense texture and the ability to squeeze your orgasms out with varying pressure and still have great quality (better than a floppy sleeve), then you may enjoy the Tenga Flip. Either way, with Tenga, your penis wins.
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Remember the Tenga Flip Hole? It’s a magical portable vagina that you can bust open and read like a Braille book for the blind?
If the Tenga Flip Hole seems like the resulting offspring of a Transformer fucking a flashlight, then the new Tenga Air might be the illegitimate child of the Flip Hole and a pair of shoes. (Remember those badass shoes from High School? Not the ones with lights, but with a pump!?) ** I want the light-up shoes. =( ** You would put your foot in and start pumping it up until you were nice and snug. And just like those shoes gave you supernatural basketball abilities, the Tenga Air gives you supernatural Cumming abilities!
The new Tenga Air is a bit lighter in weight and smaller in stature than the Flip Hole, but it’s still not quite something you can slide in your pockets or wear around the office. Well maybe if you have parachute pants – you can rock the Air without notice. The pump action allows you to empty the air pockets, stick your junk in and fill it up, just as tight as you need. And not to brag, but I’m perfectly under average size and when I slid out, the bags jumped to fill the void. Yes, even if you are not quite perfectly under average size, it’ll hug you tight and tell you that you’re just the right size!
Splitting this thing open makes me thankful that I can’t split a woman open. This thing has all tons of odd shapes and textures. They feel great, but I would freak out if my wife had a rubbery cactus guarding her womb. Some things are just better left unseen, so I suggest you have your wife clean out your Tenga. ** Hahaha…woowww…** Don’t think of it as a chore, but a gift. Something like a fortune cookie you can’t wait to crack open and see what the surprise is.
Well this sounds perfect! Any drawbacks?
Well when I just go at it like I’m trying to put out a fire on my junk, it sounds like I’m making love to a whoopee cushion. My loving wife will attach a sound file she recorded while making me perform for her entertainment. It’s just not subtle and as you can hear, the dogs thought something was attacking me and were trying to rush to my aid. While it holds your member as tight as a face hugger salivating over Sigourney Weaver and there is plenty of texture, it’s very static. Now I was able to maneuver it around and thrust into it slowly dragging myself along its supple interior cactus in a most seductive manor. This alleviated the sound effects and allowed me to control how I’m pleasured. ** By this, he means that he humped it into the bed sheets, haha. And that did take down the noise! **
——Click There —–> Tenga Air Noises <————-
Awww...My poor baby, I love her. She was being protective!
Also if you’re a control freak when it comes to your self-loving, I would suggest the original sweet, sweet Tenga Flip Hole (Black), which shares many of the same characteristics, though is a tiny bit larger and has soft massage pads in place, instead of snug air bladders. It’s a looser fit, but being able to grip it just like I want makes up for it. It’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it. All things equal, I wouldn’t kick the Tenga Air out of bed, but it’s just not quite right for those stealthy self gratification sessions. In the end I say if it doesn’t have a pulse and it’s not a Tenga, you’re going to regret sticking your wiener into it. ** I agree! **
Thank you, Babeland, for the Tenga legacy and providing quality sex toys for men and women alike!
